the antidote is orgasm.

Polonius; a silly white boy in the midwest with too many dreams and nowhere to store them. Things I like include batman, insects, punctuation, lists, and nudity.

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Coming soon to a venue near you: my face. #rbf #beard #cleanshaven #boys #gpoy #hair #books #kcmo #books #butisitart #nofilter (at KCMO)

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Second-hand smoke kills. #skeleton #oddities #gasmask #steampunk #noir #art #kcmo #westport (at Noir Arts and Oddities)

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#boys #selfie #gpoy #beard #hair #nofilter #loljkallthefilters #kcmo #feels #hashtagforhashtagsake #butisitart #smoke

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The weather hints at fall and my heart swells. #boys #selfie #gpoy #beard. #beardgang #fallweather #kcmo #driving #hashtagforhashtagsake #butisitart

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Sky pink, beer cheap, spirit broken. #boys #selfie #gpoy #budweiser #beard #hair #kcmo #fuckcars #butisitart #jesus

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Come out to @oldnavy at Ward Parkway for open interviews! Bring your energy and your hottest fashion and see why we have the nest jobs in retail!

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Warm weather selfies; run to Old Navy! #boys #selfie #gpoy #hair #lipring #oldnavy #runtooldnavy #butisitart #kcmo #hashtagslut

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Spring cleaning. #hair #haircut #sophresh #boys #lipring #piercing #face #gpoy #kcmo #globalwarming #butisitart #wolftie #onemanwolfpack

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$8 hoodie swag. #boys #hair #hoodie #runtooldnavy #work #butisitart #toocuteright

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Went out to my car and somone had left me a brain eating finger puppet on my car to match my zombie family decal. Made my night.

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For Halloween i was disinterested. #selfie #boys #hair #halloween #gpoy #butisitart

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I pray that you are safe, and close to those who love you. #boys #hair #bangs #kcmo #selfie #virginmary #drunk #gohomepaul #butisitart? #eyes #grungy #hashtagslut #hashtagforhashtagsake

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Work that up-do, girl. #boys #hair #lion #beroyal #KCMO #gpoy #thisbitch #hashtagforhashtagsake #art?

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overworked.

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corporeal.

We met earlier this month for the first time in years and as soon as the door swung open on the warm lines of his face I knew we were going to fuck, the frenzied, passionate intercourse reserved for animalistic rites and rapists.  I could feel my legs go weak at the same time my lower lip succumbed to my upper teeth in what had become my own animalistic rite; that undeniable symbol of sexual weakness. Sparkling eyes and flashing teeth to match my own carnivorous set. In the back of my head I remembered something someone had said to me before, over and over again whispered in hot drunken breaths on my neck. Perfect eyes, perfect teeth.

It never helped him get his dick wet, but I still liked to hear it.

This was different than the drunkard; different even from the past times I had met him. Now he carried an air of confidence about him, a genteel southern hospitality tinged with the suaveness of someone experienced at their craft.  Yes, little Johnny had grown into quite the man and had not held back in his celebrations, jauntily carrying about the ribbons of his victories; trophies aren’t for the victor, they belong to the spectators who bask in the reflective glow, devouring the misplaced sense of grandeur imbued by such artifacts and pouring it back tenfold into the coinpurse of the champion. I am no exception to this rule, despite all my cynicism and—equally misplaced—superiority.

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Miley Cyrus Bangerz tour was probably the greatest thing I've ever experienced.

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"Those tell me that you love me-oh you did I gotta run now-blues..."