Obscure Disney Starters
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âYouâre my very best friend.â
âWeâll always be friends forever, wonât we?â
âDarling, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.â
âIâll let you go this one time.â
âThose days are over.â
âIf itâs the last thing I do, Iâll get you for this!â
âWhy are you so freakishly annoying?â
âYou donât know what itâs like to be rejected and treated like a criminal.â
âI promise, I will never try to be good again.â
âItâs âmake your mamas proudâ time!â
âIâm bad, and thatâs good! I will never be good, and thatâs not bad! Thereâs no one Iâd rather be than me.â
âIf you die outside of your own game, you donât regenerate. EVER! Game over.â
âI donât wanna be the bad guy anymore.â
âNews flash: neither one of us is getting what we want!â
âI should thank you. But⊠itâd be more fun to kill you!â
âLook down there. Tell me what you see.â
âYou win. Come on. Iâll take you home.â
âBut remember this, Pigeon, a human heart has only so much room for love and affection.â
âHavenât you a family?â
âAw, come on, kid. Start building some memories.â
âI thought you were right behind me. Honest.â
âJust name your price, dear.â
âCome now, Iâm being more than generous.â
âIâm not sleepy. Iâm hungry.â
âWhy, I wouldnât stay here if you asked me to.â
âAll this has happened before, and it will all happen again.â
âThis time youâve gone too far!â
âI came to listen to your stories.â
âWeâve so little time; we sail in the morning.â
âYou mean more to me than anything in this whole world!â
âIt would be so nice if something would make sense for a change.â
âI was just wondering if you could help me find my way.â
âYou may have noticed that Iâm not all there myself.â
âWell, when oneâs lost, I suppose itâs good advice to stay where you are, until someone finds you.â
âIf I listened earlier, I wouldnât be here.â
âWhat do you know about this unfortunate affair?â
âAll ways here are my ways!â
âIn my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.â
âWhatâs the matter my dear, donât you care for tea?â
âAhoy, and other nautical expressions!â
âItâs not *entirely* hopeless.â
âYou look as if youâre in some kind of trouble.â
âYouâre a cheap fraud and impostor!â
âNow, you will remember to smile for the camera, wonât you?â
âIâm afraid that youâve gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.â
âYou should have chosen your friends more carefully.â
âIsnât it clear to you? The superior mind has triumphed! Iâve won!â
âI was just wonderinâ, are we good guys or bad guys?â
âI knew it! I knew this would happen! I tried to warn you, but no, no, no, you wouldnât listen. You just had to.â
âYou donât just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, âHey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?â No, it just isnât done that way.â
âWhy, someday, youâll be called a great hero.â
âWait a minute. Thereâs a law against robbing royalty. Iâll catch you later.â
âOf course youâve been robbed!â
âSurely he must know how much I really love him.â
âAh, stop worrying. This disguise will fool my own mother.â
âI was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I come in?â
âThat might sound boring, but I think the boring stuff is the stuff I remember the most.â
âI donât want your help, I want you safe.â
âWonât you please be my prisoner, please, please, please!â
âWhy do I not have the surprised feeling?â
âYour mother canât be with you anymore.â
âDonât look back! Keep running! Keep running!â
âI have to do this and we are running out of time!â
âThe ONLY way to get what you want in this world is through hard work.â
âYou do not know how to have FUN. There. Somebody had to say it.â
âAll my years. No oneâs ever done anything like this for me.â
âYou know, if you are going to let every little thing bother you, it is going to be a very long night!â
âSo, we got ourselves a deal?â
âThis is just a minor setback in a major operation!â
âI canât believe that Iâm doing this.â


















