"Oh, this is so not going to end well."

Private Isaac Lahey Indie. Mun is 18+ 

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{ i have moved >> x }

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PSA.

{ I'm really sorry to everyone but I'm going to be archiving Isaac here. It's just too much to be here as of late. I may remake him and if I do, it'll probably be a need to know basis thing as I want to gain his muse back but I need to move slowly with it. Plus I'm also trying to break away from all the teen wolf bs lately. I'll be messaging some people once I decide if I'm going remake. Thank you all so much for putting up with me and being my friends. If you want to keep in touch PLEASE ask for my kik and Skype. :) I love you all. }

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OMG DOCTOR WHO AND BACK TO THE FUTURE ON A PRINT FROM MY AUNT FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!

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i am SCREAMING happy birthday to one of my best friends, to the girl who instantly gets me and only judges me a little. to the girl that is strong, beautiful and one of the best human being’s even tho she will argue this, i’m telling you it’s true. i know you’re going through alot right now and i know life can kick your booty sometimes but it’s all gonna be okay, don’t let anyone ruin your day. i know i can always come to you when i’m having a tough time and you know the same. we’ve both watched each other go through hell and back, i’m just so happy i have you and that you came out of your mom’s vagina oh so many years ago. ( you’re getting old, still looking fab though. ) i can go on for hours about how much i love you and our friendship but i’m gonna stop now before i go on for two more years. just know you are beautiful ( inside and out ), strong, funny, amazing and just all around wonderful. you are YOU. happy birthday lovely,

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Happy birthday!

Thank you baby!!!!

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{ Happy Birthday to me 👍😊 }

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Quid pro Quo

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Marcus watched Isaac head to the bed, assuming he was going for coy or something. He smiled a little at the corner of his lips and got up to follow him. The underclassman was tall, but sitting while Marcus stood made Marcus almost tower over him, in a possibly almost intimidating way. He then leaned down to kiss Isaac again, pushing him back slowly to lay out on the bed.

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Isaac normally didn’t have to look up at people but he didn’t mind the way Marcus towered over him. Or how nice it felt to be kissed by him again. When he was pushed back, Isaac laid out under Marcus, hands going up to his sides to anchor there for the time being. His legs shifted some to allow the upperclassmen to fit between them. 

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Quid pro Quo

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Marcus stayed still as Isaac came close, but returned his kiss when he kissed him. He doesn’t press him, just let’s Isaac guide the way, until he pulled away from him. “Yeah, sure.” Marcus replied when he asked if they could go slower. “Whatever you want. Whatever makes you feel comfortable.”

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Isaac smiled at Marcus, fingers gently toying with the collar of his shirt. “Then we should move to the bed...” He suggested before leaning in to kiss Marcus again. Pulling away, Isaac slowly got up and sat on the upperclassmen’s bed. It was the boldest he was going to get tonight really. Since he really wasn’t sure just how different this would end up being. But he pushed it away and smiled invitingly at Marcus. 

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mmmm :3 i am excite. i think i can understand that being a problem, i was kinda startled how quickly this book started into the action, i was just like…no build up huh? not that im arguing.

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im biased tho. i have an alec because i love him too much. and because i cheated and read The B//ane C//hronicles first. Because Magnus sees Alec entirely different, and you get some more background on the main characters. But yes COFA is so slow right now but while reading Ashes and Glass I wanted to punch Jace and throw the books several times. But I do love Jace just couldn’t stand him for a little bit xD

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first one. (C//ity of B//ones) So to be fair Clary is just meeting them but wow he’s been rude. 

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yeah hes really awful to her until a giant spoiler happens. then he gets pretty decent. im on C//ity of F//allen A//ngels but im getting p ticked about the beginning of it rn cause its a little boring.

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also as a sidenote to the last commentary: seriously alec chill and stop being a dick

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he gets better if it helps xD what book are you on?

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Crowley couldn’t help a hearty chuckle at that and nodded, “As you wish, darling.” Another firm slap to his firm arse and Crowley reveled in the noises that earned him. Why hadn’t he tried that before? Isaac may seem and look innocent, but once nudged, he was a beast in bed. Crowley loved it. And then he slapped him again, loving the way his skin slowly changed color. A little more with every time his palm collided with it. “This one was for.. hiding those panties from me.” Oh yes. 

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Isaac kind of knew he was into some really odd things but he’d never expected Crowley to indulge him. Or it to feel even better than he’d imagined. Moans and whines fell past his lips as he hiked his ass in the air more for his lover. Blue eyes looked back as Crowley’s hand came back down on his bare skin. Punishment. It made his cock ache even more. “It won’t happen again sir,” he found himself murmuring, pressing back and rubbing some against Crowley’s erection. 

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Quid pro Quo

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Marcus can neither confirm nor deny that Isaac was good at it. He really can’t remember. But given that he was painfully awkward and shy Marcus had to assume no. He was seriously considering that he took the other’s virginity in a drunken stupor, which made him feel bad.

“Well, we don’t have to if you do want to.” Marcus told him as he sat his plate down. “I mean, if you feel pressured. I don’t want to force you into anything you’re not comfortable with because you feel like you have to.” His plan of using his looks was back firing tremendously. Maybe this was God’s way of telling him not to be an asshole and do his own homework rather than getting someone else to do it.

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Nervousness settled in his stomach. This wasn’t going the way he’d kind of hoped. He shouldn’t have opened his mouth with his lack of credible social skills. For a brief moment, Isaac thought maybe he should just excuse himself and run off but he didn’t want to. Marcus was gorgeous and seemingly nice and Isaac remembered last night all too well. He wanted this. Whatever it would end up being. 

So to prove he was sure, Isaac moved closer to Marcus and pressed their lips together. It was all he could think of to assure the other that he wanted to do this again. The kiss was soft and sort of quick. Isaac pulled back, face bright red, and looked at Marcus. “Can we move a little slower this time?” 

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Things I’ve been known to say- Sentence Meme:

{ This is literally things I’ve said to friends/family/coworkers that I asked them to send to me because they still laugh about it }

“ Don’t look at me like you know me! “

“ I’m only semi homo, okay? “

“ That... Sounds like a personal problem. “

“ Sometimes I think of a thing  but that doesn’t guarantee it’s going to turn into an action. “

“ Okay let’s think... Ow that hurt. “

“ I feel like a crack head when I sniffle. “

“ Is it Wednesday? No? Then yes. “

“ I know things... They’re nouns! “

“ I don’t maths. “

“ WHAT THE POODLE?! “

“ My feet itch when it’s awkwardly silent. “

“ That... If I’m going to be remembered for something it’s that. “

“ In my defense, it is very dark behind my eyelids. “

“ This is probably why blinking shouldn’t be counted with ‘one mississippi’. “

“ Half the shit I say should be a meme. “

“ If I were anyone else... I’d still ignore you. “

“ I don’t do apologies, I’m generally not sorry. “

“ More like ecstatic you were the finalist in my game of ‘how do i royally piss them off today?’ “

“ I have a fear of penetration okay? “

“ I would have a million tattoos if there weren’t so many mixed reviews. “

“ I have a food baby and his name is Alfonso. “

“ Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna do arm circles on the floor. “

“ My life is full of poop and barely any of it is mine anymore. “

“ We interrupt your regularly scheduled day to bring you this breaking news: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! And back to you, Ted. “

“ Do you ever think that rain is just God pissing on us because we’re all a bunch of fuckwads? “

“ Now that I’m older ‘because I said so’ is so much more satisfying. “

“ I laugh evilly at random times because it’s still illegal to beat up people for existing. “

“ I do actually bite people when I say ‘i will bite you’. You can ask those people who have been bitten. “

“ Skateboarding in the rain in a swimsuit has not been my best idea but these scars will be my most interesting yet! “

“ Scissor pliers! He used SCISSOR PLIERS TO PULL OBJECTS FROM MY BEING! “

“ And that’s how I will never forget my left from my right. “

“ The urge to throat punch is strong with this one. “

“ Don’t ask me what’s for dinner if you’re not prepared to here ‘food’ every single time. “

“ I will haunt your ass so hard... I almost said hump... That’d have been a weird discussion about strap ons huh? “

“ I don’t have penis envy, I just want to be able to write my name in pee on things! “

“ I am a virtual cat lady now, fear me. “

“ It’s not a real relationship if I don’t judge you three times a day. “

“ Ain’t no watermelon coming out of this straw hole, no ma’am! “

“ If I don’t make weird noises regularly then one of two things is going to happen: a) someone is about to be murdered, b) my brain may explode. “

“ Man shit, bullshit! “

“ It’s rated M, meaning More money than you will ever have. “

“ If I punch you and it makes a sound, will you shut up finally? “

[breakingnoses]

“ You

          LOVE

                   me? “

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{ My birthday is in two weeks!!! }

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Quid pro Quo

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Isaac nodded as he listened, smiling a little at the thought of how impossible it’d be for any of the players to just suddenly be fat. He’s about to remark exactly that around a bite of pizza when Marcus is suddenly lifting his shirt. Instantly Isaac’s eyes are glued to his bare skin. 

Basically he forgets there’s food in his mouth and chokes a bit before visibly swallowing and turning his eyes to his lap. “You’re definitely not fat,” he rasped out, face red from both embarrassment and nerves. Isaac was sure he’d remembered what Marcus looked like naked but then again it had been dark and rushed.

Hands rub at his pants as he finishes his slice. After a minute to calm he looks back up, teeth worrying his bottom lip. Isaac isn’t sure if Marcus even remembers this will be the second time ever he’d be having sex and with the same person. “Y-You know you don’t have to… do this… Right? I’m not exactly something special so you don’t have to waste your time. I can just do your homework.”

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Marcus laughed a little and clapped Isaac on the back as he coughed. Ok, maybe that had been a little mean.

They get through their first slices and Marcus was moving onto his second when Isaac spoke to him. “Oh…” He should have figured a genius like him would have seen right through him. “Well, I mean, it’s not exactly a hardship.” He told him. He was a young, virile male. He could fuck a hole in a tree and be cool with it. Ok….not really, but you get the point. “If you don’t want to have sex with me we don’t have to.” He then told him. “But I do think you’re hot.” ‘In that weird kind of nerdy way’ he added to himself.

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Isaac blinked a little. He wasn't sure what to say but managed a soft, "thanks". No one really thought of him as hot. Maybe cute and dorky but never on the near same level as someone like Marcus. It made his face a brighter red as he twisted his shirt in his fingers. "It's not that I don't want to... I'm probably not that good at it," he said with a soft shrug. "Not exactly a very social person... So I do want to have sex with you. You just don't have to feel obligated."

He offered a smile at Marcus before relaxing. Now that he'd told the other that he wasn't going to require sex for friendship, he felt easier. Although he did wonder if this was supposed to mean more than friends. Isaac thought you only had sex with people for maybe three reasons; stress, enjoyment, love. Sure he didn't feel love but enjoyment eventually could turn into it. But he pushed the thoughts off for now. "I'm definitely sure you're hotter than anyone I've known before."