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pdfbabe

gorelesque

if i were at the met gala i’d dress as one of the assassinated presidents

totallytrucked

glad to see this resonating

lohboh

the word "girl" is losing its original meaning to me I just say "girl help" and "girl why" every time something even mildly inconveniences me

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah4

Abuse of garlic powder comes as no surprise

heyitskasagain-deactivated20200

how does wine DO what it DOES. I feel sexy. I feel relaxed. I wanna take off my pants and kiss.

its the Grape

It's Dionysus

The Darkling: "Precisely where on the map was the stag?"

Mal:

alandwithmagic71

I think I have a problem

anonymousalchemist

being 25 is like: im dying. im living my best life. im a failure. my life hasnt started. everything interesting has already happened to me. im achieving my dreams. im cutting my hair with kitchen scissors. im starting a skincare routine. im a corporate professional. im a sellout. im out of groceries. i have too many groceries. i am never going to be successful. i am going to win a hugo award before im 30. im crazy. im boring. i need to finish this essay. i need to finish this story. i need to start a newsletter. i need to start tweeting more. i need to stop tweeting. i need to ghost all my friends. i need to tell my friends i love them. i need to find a new apartment. i need to take out the trash. i am the trash that needs to be taken out.