Spanglyboots the Space Elf

I don't think you can be killed. Not Forever. And I know how hard people have tried. ☄️he/him☄️ if you have to ask how old i am it's older than you

[sovietpostcards]

Color wheels. Page from the book "Tables for Color Science" by V. Zikeyev (1935).

[featherfangart]

Petnames

Saw this meme/post sometime ago. Twice in a single hour. Had to draw it as them. u_u

Also massive thanks to my best bud Squeemu for going totally insane about making this sound like Zev. Zev to Ulric specifically. <3

Original under cut

[w9kong]

Piccolo in Dragon Ball Z: Bojack Unbound (1993)

[mcpayne]

Epiphany

Oscar Isaac as Victor Frankenstein | Frankenstein dir. Guillermo Del Toro

[tikkety-tok]

Forbidden cheese

[direhuman]

potion of donald duck noises

[friendlyfangs]

Tired of watching your pot for the water to boil? Skip the wait with this one weird trick!

[kedreeva]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[rosieitth]

[poison-p1nk]

cayde-6. 🔫

[ngatwa]

DOUGLAS IS CANCELLED S01E04

[fourforyouodo]

I have never been more confused by a gifset in my life. trying to figure out what scene in doctor who this could possibly be from.

[drifting-stardust]

More of the rework. Turns out we are getting Vitiligo! My only question is how they're going handle controlling the intensity/uneffected skin color of it.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[glitchblack-vp]

MASS EFFECT 3 || PALAVEN

[coyles-abusive-wife]

Lycanthrope concept art

:3

🌑🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒🌑

[what-even-is-thiss]

I like the idea in fantasy that humans are better at maintaining things long term because they set up societies or professions to do it whereas dwarves and elves and stuff are like “just get bob to do it he’s got a good few hundred years left” and then bob doesn’t teach anyone else how to do it

[what-even-is-thiss]

Elf: How have you kept this castle maintained for a thousand years if your lives are so short?

Human: We just train new people how to do it?

Elf: *gears visibly turning in their head*

Human: Are you alright?

Elf: I just realized that we didn’t have to let that whole city fall to ruin just because my grandfather died.

Human: What?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Wait that’s why there’s ruins of elven cities even though you live for so long? You just keep not asking people how to do things? How do you learn anything?

Elf: There’s a lot of “you’ve got time to figure it out on your own” attitudes floating around in our society that I’m starting to question somewhat.

[unassimilatedsoul]

Elf: That sword, where did you get it?

Human: My cousin made it.

Elf: Impossible! Those metalworking techniques were lost a hundred years ago!

Human: What do you mean lost? My great-grandmother learned to make these swords from an elven smith, then taught it to her kids.

Elf: That's ridiculous. No elf would give such secrets to a human.

Human: They didn't. Meemaw delivered the metal to the forge, and no one kicked her out when she stayed and watched. She always said they barely acknowledged her even when doing business with her, like she wasn't worth noticing.

Elf: Come to think of it, my great-uncle always was rather single-minded when he started working.

Human: So he wasn't ignoring her, he just forgot she was there?

Elf: Oh, he was definitely ignoring her, too. He was super racist.

[stepsascended]

This one is for the robotfuckers in my audience. And for me, the robot in question.

[theinternetarchive]

'splash of a drop' early animation of a drop of mercury, arthur mason worthington, british c. 1877-95.

[feefal]

Did you guys know that the heart can be unrolled? It’s really just a muscly tube once you fold it open. (Seriously it’s true and it’s gnarly as hell)

Try this at home with this nifty step-by-step guide!