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@cordenharrison
I’m an aircraft systems engineer. Among other things, it means I get to plan and carry out projects for aircraft systems. The reaction I mostly get when I say that is that it’s boring, and honestly, it sounds that way, but my job’s not that hard most of the time.
That sounds really impressive, actually. Do you wish it were more challenging?
You share the opinion of a lot of people, but you know what I say to those people? They’re canon, so you can suffer. Essential to the storyline. Ha.
How so? I don’t see The Phantom Menace as particularly relevant to anything other than annoyance, and all you really need to understand the original trilogy is the last thirty minutes of Revenge of the Sith.
Ah, and yet so many of them ignore that aspect. If you actually enjoy domestic life, you’re folding into the status quo of what a man perceives for you - Cam has no preference if I cook or clean or if he does, but if I waited for him nothing would ever get done.
That’s a very important job to have - I think we’re starting on the Gillian Flynn books, so even more discussion about how men are terrible if you’re into eavesdropping. My glass better not get empty, Harrison.
That’s why I live alone; not in theory, but since my roommate is never home, I may as well. I can neglect as much of the housework as I want and no one can judge me for it.
Men are terrible, yet you leave one in charge of your food and drink. I might rethink that if I were you.
And you have a lot of experience with pretty blondes, do you?
One or two, yeah.
I’ve been on a city-wide hunt for unharmed blu-ray copies of the Star Wars prequels to replace the ones I lost somehow for a couple of days and that turned out to be a bust. Thankfully, Atlanta’s not too far away so I went there and looked through ads there and I have found them.
So now I’m back in the city and real life. It doesn’t feel as good, but at least I have a movie marathon to look forward to whenever I have the time.
You probably couldn’t find them because the prequels are awful. No one cares to stock them.
Our general director has been changed, which meant working non-stop for the last five days like fools, but the company is back to normal now, hopefully. Nothing like a weekend to let loose and stop worrying about work, though, right? I’m aiming for that attitude, at least.
And what is it that you do, exactly?
No barrage of lectures from me, as unfeminist as it might sound I enjoy being the wife who cooks and cleans and all that. I mean, I don’t have that much else to do around here - it’s hard to really jumpstart an acting career in Georgia, but while Cam’s working on his book we’re here so I might as well make the best of it.
Got any more of those wine and book reading nights planned soon?
I think the very definition of feminist is allowing a woman to choose her own path, so I wouldn’t call it unfeminist at all.
You bet. Every second Saturday. Tomorrow night they’re reading... something. All I know is I’m in charge of the corkscrew.
How could you accuse me of such things? I’m completely innocent. Look at me, look at this face. I can do no evil.
Yeah, yeah. Funny how that seems to be the case with most pretty blonde girls, doesn’t it?
Not sure when crazy became a compliment, but alright.
It’s probably better like this. When they start walking and talking, they get a little out of control. Or so I’ve seen.
Just trust me on this one.
I think that depends on the parents. How confident are you in your sister’s ability to raise a child that doesn’t doesn’t grow up with a sense of entitlement and bad manners?
Uh, thanks, I guess.
Girl. She’s pretty cute. Doesn’t really do much, but cute.
It was a compliment. You’re welcome.
Yeah. Things might be easier if children were born walking and talking, but unfortunately that’s not the way things work.
Only a couple. Karma for what? What did I do? Or not do, more accurately.
I’m sure you owe me for something. I always seem to be on the receiving end of your not-so-innocent schemes, Pipes. I see right through you.
I crashed pretty hard after being up for, what I think was, three days and after those three days, I’ve decided I do not like the new flavor. However, my draft is complete and I should give credit where the credit is due. Coffee is indeed a beautiful thing.
Been there. You have to admit the next-level productivity makes it all worth it. There’s some mantra that dictates even if what you wrote was less than stellar quality, it’s better than nothing at all. Hopefully that rings true for you, too.
It’s not crazy often I get a Saturday and Sunday off, which means I’ve taken total advantage of this rare opportunity and celebrated by cleaning out the entire house. Closets have been reorganized and rifled through, anything no one’s worn in years has been donated, I’m going to sell some old movies and things we don’t watch anymore tomorrow, and I even managed to try my hand at a new recipe from a french cooking book I forgot I had for whenever Cam breaks out of his current writing reverie.
I’d say I’m winning wife of the year over here today.
Clean house and a home-cooked meal? That’s definitely the dream.
And before you and the rest of the women in my life attempt to jump down my throat and call me sexist then barrage me with a lecture on feminism, I’m speaking in general terms rather than perpetuating a mid-twentieth century stereotype.
… wow, I didn’t even think about it being a prank. Now I feel even worse. She was so sweet. Maybe I should have left her one of the pizzas.
Give her double next time.
Not sure what to make of the fact that my little sister keeps beating me to some pretty significant milestones these days. On the plus side, I’m now an uncle to a precious baby girl. And my well-earned vacation hours are finally about to be put to good use visiting her for a week.
Every child needs a crazy uncle. I’m sure you’ll fit the bill just fine.
Congratulations, though. Boy or girl?
I just sold a Kama Sutra to an elderly couple. It was incredibly awkward, but at least after however many years they’re still in love and having fun and trying new things. I mean, it’s kind of beautiful.
And how many hours have you spent trying not to think about them utilizing those positions? I, personally, call that karma.
I think this little old lady forgot she ordered pizza since she was super surprised when she opened the door and saw me holding this mountain of boxes.
I felt bad so I paid for them and now I have nine pizzas and garlic bread. And like, that’s too much pizza so come have some? Please? They won’t fit in the fridge.
Are kids still pulling that pizza prank? Maybe I’m not as out of touch as I thought.
