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monstermangolocoaddicted

Minutes later....

Make a wish Teresa, and Patrick will make it true!

krzygirl5ever

someonesaidcake

Jisbon: Seasons 1 to 6.

goingcrazyatolivegarden

consultant so fine i forget the copaganda

buckme

jane x lisbon is so funny. imagine you’re hunting down the serial killer who killed your wife and child and turned your life upside down. over the decade it takes for you to kill the guy back, you’re working for the cops and you’re sort of partners with this incredible, smart, hot, awesome woman. so of course you fall in love with her, but you can’t really do anything about it because 1. not over your dead wife 2. she’s technically your boss. so you kinda flirt with her, you buy her a pony, but you don’t cross a line. you do tell her you love her in a particularly risky scheme to catch the serial killer but it doesn’t work so you walk it back later. finally ten years after your family got killed you get the guy and kill him back. except now you’re on the run because you murdered a guy. so you spend two years in venezuela, until the fbi tracks you down and offers you a deal: they will drop the charges if you work for them. you agree, but only if they give your boss/partner/crush a job. she’s thankful about it but she also (rightfully) is mad at you that you think you can just change her career like that after two years of near-radio silence. so you both work for the fbi now and she’s not your boss anymore but you both kinda need time to get used to the new dynamic before you can say “hey queen i’ve been in love with you for like ten years” even though everyone keeps mentioning how they thought you guys would’ve gotten together years ago.

and then she starts dating pedro pascal.

introvertathome

The Goslingverse keeps getting more and more connected

First it was the Rocky references in The Fall Guy and Project Hail Mary

Now it's Six getting called a Ken doll in The Gray Man (Gosling plays Ken in the Barbie movie)

Anyone got any others to add to this weird interconnected universe?

justshahrukhkhan

I need more SRK/Rani on my dash...

My boss was nice to me today and I'm half a bottle of wine and three cigarettes into overthinking it

sleepdeprivedsurgeon

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

aphony-cree

Muppet version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Buffy is played by Miss Piggy. Angel is Kermit. Xander is Fozzie. Giles and Ethan are the old guys at the theater. Spike is the one human character and still played by James Marsters

clarkgriffon

RUPERT GILES + text posts

claratyler

Honestly buffy is so fucking funny like here is boyfriend number 1. He is a centuries old vampire plagued with catholic guilt who becomes an unhinged killer if he has sex. This is my boyfriend number 3. He is also a centuries old vampire who got tests and experiments done on him and he's in love with me. What about boyfriend number 2 you ask? Well he was from Iowa.