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28 she/they 18+ only

[dogpuppy]

[targetedknowledge]

[only-wholesome-memes]

[s-l-martin]

Boy, they took to that like …

[cybermax]

always remember to water your ducks

[galacticgoldfishart]

Sometimes i save little gems and forget about them

[chubbbybunnie]

For those who want the pic

[legolokiismighty]

i spent longer than i care to admit on this

[gallusrostromegalus]

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

[starathsbunker]

#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus

I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious

[gallusrostromegalus]

A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)

Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.

[cm8x-insanity]

I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)

[gallusrostromegalus]

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

[apolladay]

What music app do you use

Spotify

Pandora (why?)

SoundCloud

YouTube (true neutral)

yt music

results

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[classycookiexo]

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[simzart]

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[sreegs]

[princessdraconic]

[trying to make you mad] well my breasts aren't even that big

[maidthings]

USER WAS MILKED FOR THIS POST

[enki2]

[notthegrouch]

That is a great challenge actually for your protagonist to have.

[powerburial]

[transjinako]

This is the reality all maids face 

[mixterglacia]

I love that Dungeon Meshi's creator is like "I based Senshi off this old dude in our building that won't stop doing his laundry in his underwear, he's weird."

And tumblr (justifiably) wants him carnally.