Hot And Ready To Die.

I just really like jokes about people shitting their pants.

[ruinedchildhood]

[bob-belcher]

[iworkinretail-myguy]

one time in freshman history class the teacher asked if we supported women’s suffrage. one kid didn’t raise his hand because “women shouldn’t have to suffer”

[gen-zee]

imagine being him thinking women’s suffrage is women suffering and the entire class raises their hands and just being like w hat th e fu ck gu ys

[lesbirdan]

[lifesanemotionalrollercoaster]

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

[horrorgay]

I’m a simple man. I see a cowboy hat, I say “I wanna be a cowboy, Babey,”

[valtsv]

[n1ightw1ng]

[thetomska]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tbch-deactivated20200107]

AeonisPi werk 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 🔥✨🌙

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]

[lovelyladylavie]

This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

[ruinedchildhood]

[boysbuttsandbulges]

[handheldfireflies]

Makes me want a hot dog real bad

[traitspourtraits]

Better than a basic love potion !

But we’re all working on this brew, putting a bit of self esteem, a bit of self-care, bit of support from friends and family and a lot of time.

[godotal]

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

[puppetshell]

Beware Sping-arm Sam

[ghostclassic]

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

[ghostclassic]

don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

[ghostclassic]

you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

[ghostclassic]

this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[dunsparce]

The duality of man

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

🤔

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]