Head of Team Phobia's Care Unit

18+ Blog, Minors DNI, Corky makes way too many lewd jokes. Likes/follows are from @Jigglypough. Mod is an adult.

[corkycare]

18+ Blog. Minors please DNI or follow. If I cannot confirm age in your main I will block.

Hey, name's Corky Fier (she/her). I head up Team Phobia's care division to take care of the pokemon they confiscate from their raids. I like building things, and hanging out with pokemon. I was voluntold to run this so here I am. Don't take part in the raids themselves, I just take care of whoever we get out of em.

Keep on the look out for some adoption posts. And here is a link for some background info on how I categorize these guys, personality wise.

Link to Adoption Application Form. || Matchmaking service

5 Adoption Personality Types || Pokemon currently up for adoption

(Picrew)

Run by the same mod as @paldean-ranger-brandy. See there for full list of other muses and whatnot.

Mod is an adult, anon gifts are allowed but magic anons are not.

[evilnicegirl]

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Internet is down they're trying to stop my posting

[corkycare]

Did it work?

[sneasedtomeetyou]

For a little bit. I got bored of waiting for the internet to come back on

[corkycare]

Coliss Casi you can't let them win. You're the second or third most determined person I know. If you've given up that means...ostie it can't be...the evil teams have won

[sneasedtomeetyou]

I don't think the evil teams took my internet away from me darling! ^^' Besides even if that was the case we have it back now so I can go back to being the second or third most determined person you know.

[corkycare]

You can never rule out team skull.

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Team Skull is hardly that intimidating. Aren't they mostly rowdy teens?

[corkycare]

They are like sharpedo to me. Chewing on wiring in the ocean. Dying easily to 10,000 volts of electricity. Rough skin.

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Internet is down they're trying to stop my posting

[corkycare]

Did it work?

[sneasedtomeetyou]

For a little bit. I got bored of waiting for the internet to come back on

[corkycare]

Coliss Casi you can't let them win. You're the second or third most determined person I know. If you've given up that means...ostie it can't be...the evil teams have won

[sneasedtomeetyou]

I don't think the evil teams took my internet away from me darling! ^^' Besides even if that was the case we have it back now so I can go back to being the second or third most determined person you know.

[corkycare]

You can never rule out team skull.

[corkycare]

Pelipper Mail!

A string of poké taped together, equating to be about 1000 P.

Why the fuck would you tape it. I am a dyke I do not have nails to peel this tape off with.

Ah but my commitment to my noble job is unrivaled. I need a straight girl on my desk stat. For her nails.

[yourtryhard]

no wet cigs

[corkycare]

PLEASE donate to team phobia guys. We are running out of money, and these baby pokemon need a mickey of jack's STAT

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Internet is down they're trying to stop my posting

[corkycare]

Did it work?

[sneasedtomeetyou]

For a little bit. I got bored of waiting for the internet to come back on

[corkycare]

Coliss Casi you can't let them win. You're the second or third most determined person I know. If you've given up that means...ostie it can't be...the evil teams have won

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Internet is down they're trying to stop my posting

[corkycare]

Did it work?

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Date night tonight :)

[sneasedtomeetyou]

Why is this bar playing Smooth so many times??

[corkycare]

That is les fuck gods smiling down on you

[corkycare]

"Corky stop doing things on paper" "Corky why haven't you digitized the Care Unit" "Cock you need to learn how to use your computer"

Who's Laughing Now Bitch. That's Right. C'est Moi.

[phobia-grunt]

ok so i promised to give some corviknights over to the care unit but they keep bringing me coins. and theyre so cutie. but my apartment is def at max capacity. hmmmmmm

[corkycare]

Give to me my fucking birds. Or I will go into the fridge and meticulously replace the various components of your lunch with something.

[phobia-grunt]

Hows it feel being the hottest member of the phobias?

awesome and amazing and swag

[corkycare]

We all know you sent this to yourself oli

[phobia-grunt]

You're feeding the alleyteens horchata and cigs? Coliss, no wonder so many of them want to join us. You spoil them.

@corkycare

and???? membership is up

[corkycare]

Tsk tsk I can't believe your wasting money bribing teens and you haven't even sent any to my unit. What's a bitch gotta do to see a little kickback?

[kyoeitalkstoomuch]

PSA for ALL Trainers

please check your potions, paralyze heals, antidotes, etc. for their expiration dates. if you can't find the expiration, ask your local nurse joy.

using expired products could make you, your pokémon, and others sick. please make sure you are checking those things every time you buy one or use one. if you have a bunch of expired products, swing by my or any other pokécenter in galar. we have a promo rn where we'll trade your expired ones for fresh ones.

[corkycare]

We have this in mertozz too except instead of disposing it we give it to the gaggle of feral teens in the back alley for them to do shots out of.

OP is right by the way. This shit is not safe for consumption.

[corkycare]

nah man, the last guy who joined a team that wasn't cipher or snagem got his dick ripped off and pinned over the wall of his house. I don't have one of those, so I'm REAL scared about what they're going to remove instead.

LOVE the implication that you have to remove a vital body part in order to join a team.

They ripped my dick off too, but it's okay because I had a second, smaller dick on underneath. And also like 3 more in my nightstand.

[dogpuppy]