[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[dogpuppy]

[ciqqy]

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

[feralratbitesu]

Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[neckfat]

[redstonedust]

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

[theside-b]

[dogpuppy]

[camerahoax]

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

[byjove]

I know this is kind of a hot take but I think creating a religious ethnostate is bad

[oneheadtoanother]

[blessyouhawkeye]

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[icaseybaybee]

[henrykudhirai]