[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[captain-price-returns]

[something-elsie]

[drops-of-universe]

“you’re acting crazy” first of all im not acting

[sout999]

strange pony

[00000066]

[segamascott]

[antigoneprogone]

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

soft wind and drizzling rain

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[valtsv]

recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them

[taurzza]

and a little borzoi design

[the-quasar-hero]

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

[galaxywarp]

[dogpuppy]

[nicolodigenovas]

The ability to have nice conversations with strangers and especially store employees will save your everyday life from greyness

[cloudabserk]

the author reached out to ryan gosling about producing and starring in a movie adaptation BEFORE THE BOOK WAS PUBLISHED?? sorry sir i don’t believe the name similarity is a coincidence i think you wrote this entire novel as an excuse to hang out with ryan gosling

[cloudabserk]

hmm