Cornell Fucking College

Not affiliated with Cornell College. I don't even go here. I just have a lot of feelings.

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4TH WEEK'S COMING UP... HERE'S SOME BABY/DOG THERAPY:

Now don't you feel better? Life is hard but it's also damn cute.

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HOW HALLOWEEN MAKES ME FEEL:

Now I have to wait another yeah... sadness

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FRESHMEN BE LIKE:

Haha what's a major?

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WHEN I HEARD C&D'S STARTED CARDING AT THE DOOR:

WHY WOULD THEY DO SUCH A THING?!

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WHEN YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IN FOREVER...

I'll get on it!

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BLOCK BREAK:

Nuff said...

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POST FINAL:

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WHEN YOU HAVE ONE PAGE LEFT OF A 10 PAGE PAPER AND YOUR BRAIN JUST STOPS:

No. Fuck that. Now is not the time.

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MORE 4TH WEEK ANGER:

No words...

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4TH WEEK:

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WALKING PAST THE POLICE STATION POST-BARS:

On the outside:

On the inside:

FUCK THE POLICE!!!

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TELLING THAT WASTED FRESHMAN YOU'LL WALK THEM BACK TO TRIHALL:

I've got you sweetie... One step at a time.

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WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO TRY A NEW DRUG FOR THE FIRST TIME:

What else is there to do in Iowa?

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WHEN THE PERSON YOU WANTED TO TAKE HOME AT THE BEGINNING OF THE NIGHT IS SLAMMING WAY TOO MANY SHOTS:

You were so much cuter when you could walk in a straight line.

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WHEN I FINISH A PAPER:

HELL YEAH I'M DOOOOONE!!!!!

Ok done being energetic, time to collapse on my bed and watch 3 hours of netflix.

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MY FLAVOR OF FLIRT:

What the hell is subtlety? Sounds like a waste of time.

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WALKING IN AND LOOKING BOMB IN LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU PUT ON YOUR BODY:

Nipple covers be on point.