Michelle D. Ring @michelleisinhell - Tumblr Blog

i gatekeep books out of love and devotion. if you can’t love those little gay people like i can, you don’t deserve to know about them.

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my beautiful infant son Untitled Document

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congrats to mrs and mrs adventure time

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the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

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if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

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bex: “add some gay and I’m happy”

josh right afterwards, knowing shiro is gay but not being able to say anything:

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all my dead vld mutuals logging the fuck in to talk about canon mlm shiro

#😂😂#me

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Some of my favorite reactions from twitter after that blessed Shiro reveal

#crawls back into the Voltron fandom

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You got the world in your hands, Annabeth.

#SO PRETTY #pjo #annabeth chase

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so im sure someone else has already done this meme but im still gonna post this anyway

#It shouldn't be funny #but it is #pjo

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#this is cute #pjo

Blue: You cannot fathom what thousands of years of grief has done to me!

Lapis: That's so sad Peridot play despacito

#😂#su spoilers

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Time to post the full picture I made for the korrasami zine, hosted by @catstealers-zines! Was a lot of fun to be part of this project!

#THEY'RE SO CUTE #korrasami

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do yourself a favor and read “Oh God, Not Again!” by Sarah1281

it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters

basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact

(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesn’t really matter)

harry decides upon 3 goals:

fuck up as much shit as possible

make a shitload of money

save some lives or whatever

it is

H I L A R I O U S

his go-to explanation for how he knows what’s going to happen?

he has a psychic scar

(hermione is SO PISSED about this)

(neville’s like “either he’s psychic, or he’s the greatest conman alive”)

everyone just sort of assumes harry’s insane and he doesn’t do much to dispute this

harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year

“snape is my sole ally”

he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so they’re part of the gang throughout and it’s great

even draco is a friend!

(kind of)

(when harry’s not spreading a rumor that draco’s the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)

harry’s motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, “oh, this will be hilarious”

either that or, “it’s probably a tax deductible”

because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn

(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)

it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that he’s not the heir of slytherin…. because if he was, he’d have found a way to make money off of it

and everyone’s like “yeah ok that checks out”

in this timeline, neville’s boggart isn’t snape…. it’s harry as the minister of magic

harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard

harry: by the way, that reminds me – cedric. graveyard.

cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.

the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring

he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, friggin’ voldemort

everyone is like “what… what the fuck, harry”

(though by the end of first year it’s more like “… *deep sigh* … fine.

snape is so angry

it’s fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off

here’s the link