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[cornichonqcumber]

CQ CUMBER: You have 7 chairs, but 10 subjects, what will you do?

Agent 8: I suggest we all stand instead

Japanese Tartar: Only the 7 best of us may sit.

Treehouse tartar: BLenD ThReE

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so did c.q cumber just like not know he was basically aiding in a plot to destroy the world? when the other test subjects got murdered in the giant death blenders for their dna was he just like

[telephobos]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAT

“I think you mean MY hat.”

[cornichonqcumber]

"So this is why I have to keep buying spare hats... huh"

[cornichonqcumber]

//You can't tell me that this wouldn't be a song that DJ Octavio would make.

[telephobos]

“GUYS HELP ME FRESH FISH IS ATTACKING THE METRO—“

And then it goes silent. What could that mean?

[cornichonqcumber]

"What are you talking about, boss? Fresh Fish doesn't exist, he can't hurt y- oh... oh my cod... oh N O! EVERYONE, EVACUATE! I REPEAT, EVACUATE!"

This is the beginning of the end...

[faalinks]

I like to think that Tartar has a soft spot for sea cucumbers

[cornichonqcumber]

"Say, does anyone know how to get blend stains off from my train?"

[telephobos]

DO NOT CONSUME THE GASOLINE!!!

[cornichonqcumber]

"Who in the world would consume Gasoline?"

[telephobos]

“Now you might be saying “Tartar, Agent 3 did nothing wrong!”

To which I respond with this: Inner Agent 3. So yes please contribute to my kickstarter.”

[cornichonqcumber]

"You can cut next month's paycheck for this cause. Agent 3 needs to be taught a lesson."

[cornichonqcumber]

New name, same me.

//Just a heads up, I'll rename this blog from humbleconductor to cornichonqcumber. The reason: it's just a thing I'm doing on a whim, sort of because I think I like the latter name more. Hope you'll all be okay with it.

[telephobos]

“Gahh… does anyone know what happened? I have no memory of what happened the previous 24 hours…” 

[cornichonqcumber]

"Let's see, a magic gray-face put Octavio's hypnoshades on you and hacked into your mainframe to fortify the brainwashing. You then proceeded to hold a rave using NILS - who still wears shutters might I add? - and bother the entirety of Inkopolis with it. That should sum it up pretty well. Glad to see you're back to your old self, however."

[cornichonqcumber]

"I never believed I'd say this, but... I'D PLEASE FILE A PETITION FOR THE CALAMARI INKANTATION TO BE PLAYED TO COUNTER THE COMMANDER'S 24/7 RAVE. Maybe that'll snap him out. If not, i might have to go and pull these cod-forsaken shades off, no matter how much he defends himself..."

[skyplayssplatoonmoved]

Tag Yourself: Splatoon Edition!

(Full view is recommended!)

[cornichonqcumber]

"This music... make it stop... it's been going for over 24 hours straight..."

[gomigomipomi]

Honestly I’m fine with both for this Splatfest lol.

[cornichonqcumber]

//Oh my god I hate this shifty so much. I thought I was already bad at splatzones but this, this is a whole new level of stupid.

[cornichonqcumber]

//You know, there has been one thing that I've always been wondering about... why is it that the CQ Points and CQ80 are called like they are: after our beloved sea slug? You'd rather expect they'd be called Kamabo points or Kama-80 (nice pun i know)... This calls for a headcanon.