CQ CUMBER: You have 7 chairs, but 10 subjects, what will you do?
Agent 8: I suggest we all stand instead
Japanese Tartar: Only the 7 best of us may sit.
Treehouse tartar: BLenD ThReE

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CQ CUMBER: You have 7 chairs, but 10 subjects, what will you do?
Agent 8: I suggest we all stand instead
Japanese Tartar: Only the 7 best of us may sit.
Treehouse tartar: BLenD ThReE
so did c.q cumber just like not know he was basically aiding in a plot to destroy the world? when the other test subjects got murdered in the giant death blenders for their dna was he just like
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAT
āI think you mean MY hat.ā
"So this is why I have to keep buying spare hats... huh"
//You can't tell me that this wouldn't be a song that DJ Octavio would make.
āGUYS HELP ME FRESH FISH IS ATTACKING THE METROāā
And then it goes silent. What could that mean?
"What are you talking about, boss? Fresh Fish doesn't exist, he can't hurt y- oh... oh my cod... oh N O! EVERYONE, EVACUATE! I REPEAT, EVACUATE!"
This is the beginning of the end...
I like to think that Tartar has a soft spot for sea cucumbers
"Say, does anyone know how to get blend stains off from my train?"
DO NOT CONSUME THE GASOLINE!!!
"Who in the world would consume Gasoline?"
āNow you might be saying āTartar, Agent 3 did nothing wrong!ā
To which I respond with this: Inner Agent 3. So yes please contribute to my kickstarter.ā
"You can cut next month's paycheck for this cause. Agent 3 needs to be taught a lesson."
New name, same me.
//Just a heads up, I'll rename this blog from humbleconductor to cornichonqcumber. The reason: it's just a thing I'm doing on a whim, sort of because I think I like the latter name more. Hope you'll all be okay with it.
āGahh⦠does anyone know what happened? I have no memory of what happened the previous 24 hoursā¦āĀ
"Let's see, a magic gray-face put Octavio's hypnoshades on you and hacked into your mainframe to fortify the brainwashing. You then proceeded to hold a rave using NILS - who still wears shutters might I add? - and bother the entirety of Inkopolis with it. That should sum it up pretty well. Glad to see you're back to your old self, however."
"I never believed I'd say this, but... I'D PLEASE FILE A PETITION FOR THE CALAMARI INKANTATION TO BE PLAYED TO COUNTER THE COMMANDER'S 24/7 RAVE. Maybe that'll snap him out. If not, i might have to go and pull these cod-forsaken shades off, no matter how much he defends himself..."
Tag Yourself: Splatoon Edition!
(Full view is recommended!)
"This music... make it stop... it's been going for over 24 hours straight..."
Honestly Iām fine with both for this Splatfest lol.
//Oh my god I hate this shifty so much. I thought I was already bad at splatzones but this, this is a whole new level of stupid.
//You know, there has been one thing that I've always been wondering about... why is it that the CQ Points and CQ80 are called like they are: after our beloved sea slug? You'd rather expect they'd be called Kamabo points or Kama-80 (nice pun i know)... This calls for a headcanon.