Hope you like pro wrestling.

You don't play around with me, because people like me don't play.

[solarpunkopossum]

Fleetwood Mac is the moon energy to ABBA’s sun energy.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

Damn, look how ripe these soda’s are. Almost ready for peeling.

[90919293949596979899-deactivate]

oof….

Now this is perfection. nice and juicy 

[oppa-homeless-style]

call that a freshlight

[ramenfuneral]

nothing like deep dicking an ice cold frussy

[verygayandverytired]

learning how to read was the biggest mistake of my life

[thefaginogion]

Holy fucking christ

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[iheartgrandma]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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hhngh… .. .. .…. … . ..

j

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

[satanstrousers]

Shes a brick

[maccydoodles]

who?

[satanstrousers]

HOUSE

[literaryglamour]

[evidenceofabsence]

[victini]

[the-absolute-best-memes]

how about it chickadees

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[nyahgust]

straight guys are absurd. i once asked one if they’d kiss a boy for $50,000 and they said no. at that point it’s not even gay it’s just the best option

[it-is-a-perfect-world-and-we-are]

[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

[unclefather]

[rubyvroom]

watching all of trump’s cronies turning on each other would be hilarious if they weren’t supposed to be running the country right now. It’s kind of like overhearing a ridiculous slap fight in the cockpit of the airplane you’re in mid-flight

[rubyvroom]

I would post about the latest thing but instead I’m just gonna reblog this every time

[angelgone224-deactivated2021030]

Me holding back tears : let’s get this money

[miserablenskinny]

I think the saddest thing about mental illness is how mentally ill people are so fucking aware that they have an illness. We know what we’re doing and suffering from isn’t normal. We are so fucking cognizant of the fact that starving ourselves, or self harming, or laying in bed for 42 hours, or not being able to order pizza, or freaking out in the middle of a grocery store because someone looked too much like your abuser isn’t normal. We’re trying so hard to love ourselves and pass as healthy individuals and it just breaks my heart because not only are we constantly fighting ourselves, but we’re fighting the world around us, trying to adapt to our surroundings and the norms around us. It’s exhausting and I’m tired. We’re all so tired

[themotivationjournals]

Don’t settle. Don’t finish crappy books. If you don’t like the menu, leave the restaurant. If you’re not on the right path, get off it.

Chris Brogan (via wordsnquotes)