Femboymebob

He/him

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All my friends are toxic but in a fun sexy kind of way

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Looking through old messages and seeing how ridiculously out of pocket you used to be

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Me when I fucking get you

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The French, they’re hiding in my toothpaste

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Why has PragerU been so up my onahole lately, do I look like I watched the new joker movie?

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Man I was just trying to find that one drake song

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I put lipstick and femboy blush on a Putin political mask that I got like a year ago at a Halloween store and it’s haunted me ever since how much it looks like Ben Shapiro

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I can’t get over how any time I’ve had the misfortune of listening to any bakugou asmr the person trying to mimic his voice always sounds like Becky prim:

“Shut up nerd don’t call me kacchan”

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I wanna open my drink but the room is too quiet ffs

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Thinking about how one time in class some guy pointed at my paper and called the drawings “sophisticated” but I got confused at what he was pointing at so I just flatly said “that’s a water bottle”

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*drops my tentacles* oh no…! They’re everywhere im so clumsy xd *bends down sexily to pick them up*

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Middleschool me trying to find an excuse to leave gsa early to get an extra cookie from the cafeteria

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Can’t to see the mfs that went on and on about lil nas x being the only gay guy they liked cause he “didn’t make it his whole personality” see the call me by your name music video

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Homosexual? What’s that sounds gay

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Ruh roh what the everloving fuck happened to the tumblr logo raggy? It’s ugly as shit

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Fred and bo burnham are the same person prove me wrong

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I’ve had karkalicious playing in the back of my head since 2015 it’s embedded itself into my brain