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‘ … . SHUT THE HELL UP. ’

by drift. est. 1/16/18

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come on, i’m waaaay too muscular for their taste. they wouldn’t know what to do with all . . . this. WELL, THEY NEED TOOTHPICKS, DON’T THEY ? ( independent hiccup haddock of the httyd franchise, written by allanah ).

#promo.

inconspiiicuous

❝ i’ve got a leg up on the competition ! well, just one. ❞ ( temp cred. )

#promo.

gothicxmemes

Therapy // All time low

#❛ well‚ a fake reputation is all a man has — ⟨ musings ⟩#tf am i doing here hello

rpnzl.

“I do know you – but I also know Pascal. He’s can be pretty tricky when it it comes to hide n’ seek.” She dipped her head, to speak in a softer voice to the chameleon. “I know… You’re a good hider, but so is Eugene.”

❛ if anything, i should be earning extra brownie points here, come on. we weren’t all born with the ability to camouflage, ❜ that, is entirely directed at pascal --- of whom he levels with a ratty stare. ❛ cheater. ❜

#rpnzl #⟨ rpnzl / 02 ⟩

sailedstars.

@coronianthief / * cont.

❝ hypothetically , so saying that it DOES mean that , you’d give up food ? ❞ typically jim was the one requesting silence from company - it was unusual for him to be talkative. of course , if there was a ruse to be had , some sort of ANNOYANCE to give , then by all means , he’d rile up anyone with his pestering. it was all about the reaction. ❝ think about it this way : what’s more pleasurable ? the different tastes of millions upon billions of cuisine , or the never changing result of a powerful orgasm ? because buddy , one is always gonna’ stay the same. ❞

. . .

❛ here’s an alternative for you, ❜ shockingly, he didn’t quite enjoy the spotlight, and this game had stopped being fun the moment it started -- so, the least he could do was turn it around on jim. and okay, maybe it wasn’t so bad when he was the one directing the questions. flynn regards him a moment, with a hankering for the end of this little journey. how he managed to attract stragglers was beyond him. ❛ would you rather be itchy or sticky for the rest of your life ? ❜

#sailedstars #⟨ sailedstars / 01 ⟩#avoiding everything #a novel by flynn

rpnzl.

@coronianthief

“You can’t be the best at everything!”

❛ wh --- it’s like you don’t know me at all. ❜

#rpnzl #⟨ rpnzl / 02 ⟩

anyway eugene f.itzherbert has dimples

#am i projecting my fc onto eugene ?? ? of course #let him have dimples #face dimples and butt dimples #have i returned from the dead j us t to make this headcanon ? ??? yes #but i'm also gonna do shit now so sik e i guess #ooc //

thronescastdaily

I am disappointed [Daario didn’t get a death scene]. But he’s still out there, you know. It’s a big world. He got left behind, but who knows?

#❛ they just can’t get my nose right! — ⟨ eugene ⟩#it's ya boi

:^) luv cass

#xoxo #i missed your cross stitching #submission

❛ Any minute now, the police will be here. ❜

that’s fine, he’s gotten out of tighter situations than this. ❛ i appreciate the update, ❜ his hands are up, he could cooperate . . . for now. he doesn’t fancy the pointy end of those spears the guards are holding. ❛ so, nice place you got here. ❜

( F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ) MEME / accepting!

#youngemperor #❛ can’t you picture me in a castle of my own? — ⟨ messages ⟩

❛ if you had to, what would you give up ? food or sex ? ❜

❛ see, this is why i made the no - talky rule, ❜ he was fine with people accompanying him ( nope, that was a lie ), as long as they didn’t bother him. how’s he supposed to come up with a REASONABLE response to that question, anyway ? — flynn looks over his shoulder at jim, both perplexed and exasperated. ❛ sex … i mean, unless giving up food means i don’t need food … ❜

( F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ) MEME / accepting!

#sailedstars #❛ can’t you picture me in a castle of my own? — ⟨ messages ⟩#i feel like they'd get on each other's nerves a lot lbh

just-apathetic

#❛ well‚ a fake reputation is all a man has — ⟨ musings ⟩

gurguliare

it’s weird how middle names are like………. this normal thing, but also secret

constellationish

reblog + add in the tags your middle name so we’ll all know

#but what if his middle name was jean #eugene jean fitzherbert #nicolas_cage_concerned_meme.png #ok im going

phoebejays

#grounded

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@coronianthief

#❛ well‚ a fake reputation is all a man has — ⟨ musings ⟩#hE TRIES #let him live #gifset //

❛ Someday I’ll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop! ❜

❛ i … look forward to it, ❜ he’s not sure it’s a story he wants to hear, but —— ❛ i’m sure it’s as thrilling as my one about the time i robbed the king of england, but y’know, as long as we’re comparing … — tell me it wasn’t just for fun. ❜

( F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ) MEME / accepting!

#sandsofchaos #❛ can’t you picture me in a castle of my own? — ⟨ messages ⟩#you did Not flynn #also insert that disneyland_chloe_meme.png

❛ You just got to accept the fact that this is going to cost you a lot of money. ❜

❛ y’see, the thing is, i don’t SPEND money, ❜ ever heard of a frugal thief ? he’s getting in the habit of it, aside from the essentials of course. man’s gotta eat. ❛ i make money, ❜ STEAL MONEY, same difference. ❛ and therefore, i refuse to accept it. —— you accept it. ❜

( F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ) MEME / accepting!

#falsedivinity #❛ can’t you picture me in a castle of my own? — ⟨ messages ⟩#icb how petty and in denial this boy is

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