I scheduled this post 10/20/18 and there is a totally possible chance that I’m, as of the time of this posting, no longer alive :)
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

Love Begins

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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d e v o n
occasionally subtle

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
DEAR READER

#extradirty

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I scheduled this post 10/20/18 and there is a totally possible chance that I’m, as of the time of this posting, no longer alive :)
OwO GOODBYE NSFW OwO
Never again shall we see UwU
so how about it? let's give them one last sunday . . .
it comes in hours UwU
Bye Tumblr UWU
Dec. 17th site wide mood
Survivor entering twitter:
We all knew it was gonna happen someday thinkingemoji
If they’re really scanning pornography based on fleshtones furries will inevitably survive the Horny Purge like roaches in a Nuclear Clamity
PSA
@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.
Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.
So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:
You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times
and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose
And ruin the article formatting.
Thank you so much for this vital information
“ SA”
Why is it that in almost every D&D group I’m in, SOMEONE wants to have a joke character. And no, I don’t mean like a choatic neutral bard or something, I mean a goddamn chicken. You wanna be a fucking chicken??? A CHICKEN???
I SPENT SO MANY HOURS CRAFTING HOMEBREW RACES, AND CLASSES AND SHIT AND YOU WANNA BE A NORMAL FUCKING CHICKEN WITH A BIG SWORD??? REALLY???? REALLLLYYYY????
So no, I don’t really mind bards.
Me talking to new player: So what race and class did you decide?
Him: Umm a rouge and uuuuuh bird person.
Me: Oh an Aarakocra?
Him: A what? No, like I’m still small but … like a bird furry.
Me: A small … bird furry
Him: Yeah like a coupla inches tall … but my knives are normal size.
Me:
@fuckersupreme