The Lord @coronis-kitchen - Tumblr Blog

I scheduled this post 10/20/18 and there is a totally possible chance that I’m, as of the time of this posting, no longer alive :)

#scheduled to post 5 years into the future

easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

OwO GOODBYE NSFW OwO

#last day to post this

janime6

coronis-kitchen

Never again shall we see UwU

memeticmutation

so how about it? let's give them one last sunday . . .

coronis-kitchen

it comes in hours UwU

Bye Tumblr UWU

#uwu #december #17th

krisispiss

Dec. 17th site wide mood

krisispiss

short-fur

Survivor entering twitter:

coronis-kitchen

We all knew it was gonna happen someday thinkingemoji

christianstepmoms

If they’re really scanning pornography based on fleshtones furries will inevitably survive the Horny Purge like roaches in a Nuclear Clamity

rorysaur-deactivated20181218

@staff

garbage-empress

PSA

@pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea.

Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts.

So if they take a post you’re in and say, embed it from your blog:

You can go back to the post and edit it to whatever you want and it will appear in the article like that. So you can do things like add “pay me royalties” 100 times

and upload 10 pictures of Waluigi in the T Pose

And ruin the article formatting.

carnival-phantasm

Thank you so much for this vital information

“ SA”

Why is it that in almost every D&D group I’m in, SOMEONE wants to have a joke character. And no, I don’t mean like a choatic neutral bard or something, I mean a goddamn chicken. You wanna be a fucking chicken??? A CHICKEN???

I SPENT SO MANY HOURS CRAFTING HOMEBREW RACES, AND CLASSES AND SHIT AND YOU WANNA BE A NORMAL FUCKING CHICKEN WITH A BIG SWORD??? REALLY???? REALLLLYYYY????

So no, I don’t really mind bards.

viridiandnd

Me talking to new player: So what race and class did you decide?

Him: Umm a rouge and uuuuuh bird person.

Me: Oh an Aarakocra?

Him: A what? No, like I’m still small but … like a bird furry.

Me: A small … bird furry

Him: Yeah like a coupla inches tall … but my knives are normal size.

Me: