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Hey there! I'm Katie- 18 years old- Australian- sorry if I post too many cat pictures on here. But not really

[badfoodnetworkpuns]

me in crisis mode

[foodntwk]

the martian was such a good movie

[larvinya]

[tepig-guy]

long????

[joeseph-stallion-deactivated202]

fool, that is the embodiment of death

[tepig-guy]

death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful

me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins

[thatswutttheycallmeee]

[corporation-tshirt]

90% of conversations with me

me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

me: wait what

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

If he don’t stare at me while I’m minding my business, I don’t want him.

[allthingslinguistic]

[sundaysupplyco]

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[sa2ha]

today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....

[deadgirlonsteroids]

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[stability]

[uh-oh-forever-deactivated201502]

…spending my day off comparing The X-files to Seinfeld…

[hatemoshed]

OH MY GOD

[katebushvgore]

WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH ALIENS?!

[nightlifemingus]

rennaissance painters: what is a baby? a small man?

[pulpfiction]

i googled “why do cats run around and meow at night” and one of the results listed this as a cause:

[meloetta]

[primordial0riginator]

Our house in the middle of our

House

[sargassosky]