F.T.WILLZ

♡Sam♡ the only straight I am is a straight up bitch okay but ezra miller??

[moonemojii]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[xeppeli]

i’m the first comedian to tell raunchy jokes

[air-raid-siren-sound-effect]

and the last

[thebootydiaries]

[shitpostgenerator]

*gentle breathing* ffeel my squid

[kynngi]

when you wanna talk but you have nothing to say

[124archive-deactivated20140918]

Nicely done, m’lady

[nosdrinker]

he’s in

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

i actually want to die

[albertnatural]

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[ruinedchildhood]

[swarnpert]

friend: hey you wanna go to jimmy johns?  me, an intellectual: i would love to have a meal at james johnathans

[justneckbeardthings]

[teuer]

[pupsnout-deactivated20170605]

[foulserpent]

mom: you look distracted, what are you thinking about?

me: oh, it’s nothing…

[aidn]

i’m in friend love with all of you

[trapcard]

u gay

[aidn]

macklemore didn’t die in a thrift shop for this

[this-is-me-irl]