correct dndads quotes

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Link: I think it'd be more like, we pretend to be Hermie and then convince his parents to give us their social security number, and then we can extract… all their money.

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[theevilfishywizard]

"Oh I love the Kiddads!"

Literally the Kiddads:

Boss kicks's subordinate

Love wolf (formerly) dad (Probably)

Apocalypse catalyst by day, homewrecker by night

Terry.

*looks at smudged writing on hand* Kicky Froster

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Scary: Willy, like, y’know, like, he tru- he trusts me. He thinks- he thinks that I'm s-smart sometimes. And he thinks that I can- I can… He thinks that I can outwit people and so I-I-I, I could go undercover

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Scary: “It's 2pm, do you know where your adoptive child is?"

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Normal: We already have plenty of experience hiding in food-based objects to accomplish goals.

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Anthony: You ever been in a writers' room and somebody really wants this one idea to make it into the episode? “Guys, I just keep thinking about this one thing I had.” “It feels like the room is kind of circling it too. We just keep forgetting.”

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Rebecca: This is fun. Yeah, that's fun. I have some corn syrup and some red food coloring. We could make a whole project of it.

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Anthony: Advantage because it's on a phone, says Matt Arnold

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Beth: Okay. Now I'm going to roll to see if I'm compelled to want to try to kill you guys.

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Anthony: this phone doesn't allow you to delete pictures.

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Scary: Y’know, I, I was just kidding when I asked for a hug

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Beth: Damn, that was like me in the gifted program in elementary school.

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Normal: I mean, your dad's kind of a himbo, but I think he's got at least one Intelligence

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Anthony: You see the words magically appear in front of you, and it's c-u-m, and it vibrates a little. All the other words are still, that word vibrates.

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Normal: No, I'm not the mascot, Link. Teeny the Teen is the mascot.

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Link: I hated that guy. All of the time.