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Don’t insult someone’s smile.what the fuck. It’s somethin that happens naturally when they’re happy just let them fuckin be why would you try to knock someone down like that

breezles

Or their laugh or their teeth, because once you do it will be a constant thought on their mind every time they smile or laugh and feel utterly self conscious and terrible about themselves and will try and cover their laugh or not laugh to their fullest.

blackness-by-your-side

I just can’t believe it would ever happen. Every gov’t is usually so kicked against LGBTQ community. And these beautiful people just SLAYED.

This makes the whole world proud.

allofusdust

of all the terrible shit going on in the world i’m happy to have seen this happening in India… ;]

aph-lithuania

“attention readers: no homo”

jumpingjacktrash

just guys being pals

dubiousculturalartifact

Historical figure: hey i want this dudes lips to touch my lips bcs he is my soul and my life

Historian: I’m sure there’s a very heterosexual explanation for this, honest

flyingcorpseinthesky

THIS SOUNDS EVEN GAYER IN POLISH BTW

atikiology

HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS

CHOPIN WAS NOT STRAIGHT

thoodleoo

past me: eh, i can put this off, i’ll just do it later

present me, who has to do all the shit past me was too lazy to do:

yungterra-blog

I was cleaning out some old Rubbermaid storage containers in my storage room when I found the copy of “All About Me” that I wrote in when I was 7 and edited when I was 9.

I figured tumblr would get a kick out of just how fucking awful I was as a child.

asksweetcheeks

“I own 17 butt holes”

lizardwithbagels-deactivated201

“GIRAFFES ARE RACIST AND SHOULD NOT EXIST”

mushysuggestion

i love love love love you

asia1ei

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

the-cloud-road

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221

delete this

nevaehtyler

they probably spent too much time with their single mother

firebirdscratches

They clearly had a traumatic childhood.

aratafinwe

That must not be natural

destinyrush

Lions are so impressionable

jacksondiesattheend

It’s probably just a phase, they’re going to lion hell still though.

easingblackgirlsanxiety

They must have been drinking that gay water

igotyoucupid

Omg, you see! This is what happens when you let male lions play with Barbie dolls

purplelittlemermaid

The gay agendaaaaaaa! It’s making its way around.

someone-inconspicuous

warriorsatthedisco

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

earth-horn-blog

Saxes move downstage.

glitchyghostboy

I’ll just leave this here.

tyleroakley

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

endoshan

spoopy-eneko

the added directions are great. ‘insert peanuts’ ‘gradually become irritated’ ‘cresc., or not’ ‘untie slip knot’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’

ebi-chi

Release the penguins

princebxte-deactivated20151102

Oh I got a shirt with this on it, and people would endlessly stare at it

sasstablook

duck

hammerings-deactivated20230414

boss stage music

uwannagom8

Always reblog the Death Waltz. Always.

tricksterbae

LIKE A DIRIGIBLE

hexaviolet

@pianistical i found it, the original shitpost, the inspiration for everything i’ve ever done with my life ever

pianistical

does anyone else feel super self-conscious about practicing in front of other people, especially other musicians?

like i can’t quite articulate it but

practicing is something quite real, it’s the hours of work put into a piece before the final performance, it’s the process behind something that’s as perfect as you can get it

but the thing is, having someone else hear or see your practicing is letting them see everything imperfect about that process, and that makes me feel strangely vulnerable - the idea of people hearing all my drilling and stopping exercises and mistakes and frustration just makes me so self-conscious idk

itsagifnotagif

Dogs are too pure honestly

diversemovies

Power Rangers has gotten attention for featuring the "first queer superhero," and Beauty and the Beast was heralded for its "exclusively gay moment." But these scenes feel so sl...

Power Rangers:

So, here’s how the sequence actually goes: Trini and the other Rangers are sharing personal stories around a fire, and Trini explains how she’s preferred to keep her family out of her day-to-day life and her relationships. “Boyfriend trouble?” Black Ranger Zack (Ludi Lin) asks. “Yeah, boyfriend trouble,” Trini says — maybe sarcastically? It’s hard to tell, as Becky G delivers 99% of her lines with a sardonic lilt. Zack squints, then asks, “Girlfriend trouble?” Trini doesn’t respond.

Beauty and the Beast:

The Gaston-adoring sidekick LeFou (Josh Gad) shares a two-second dance with another man in the movie’s finale. It’s a scene, as Pop Culture Happy Hour panelist Glen Weldon put it when he tweeted, that’s “exactly the kind of throwaway gay joke Hollywood’s always churned out.” It wasn’t the only one either — LeFou’s dance partner is a character who, in an earlier scene, is shown being unexpectedly pleased with the women’s clothing he’d been forcefully clad in by a combative Madame Garderobe.

And Star Trek Beyond:

Then there was last year’s Star Trek Beyond, which, also before its release, made the reveal — one treated as a bigger deal in interviews than it ended up being onscreen — that its incarnation of Lt. Hikaru Sulu (John Cho) was gay. It did this by introducing a never-named-on-screen husband, played by screenwriter Doug Jung, who Sulu was shown pulling into an affectionate but not especially nonplatonic embrace during a visit as they strolled away with their daughter. “If you blinked, you missed it,” said George Takei, who played Sulu on the original Star Trek television show. “There are others who are dealing with LGBT issues much more profoundly.”

All three studios made a big deal out of making LGBT characters textual, but they still assume their audiences are just as narrow-minded as they are.

In a world in which How to Get Away With Murder plunked a scene of implied rimming between Jack Falahee and Conrad Ricamora onto primetime network TV two years ago, it seems particularly eyerolly to give a studio movie a pat on the back for including a shot of two men with their arms around each other, in a totally gay way, they swear.