First Correlation Zone

Coral she/they @[email protected]

[emmacandle]

tell a trans girl you love her today. please

[bunnygirlpaws]

reblog to tell prev you love her

[isuggestforcefem]

I have a suggestion.

[correlation-zone]

Lamo@tumblr. Im [email protected] we’ve got 95% uptime and a I know you in real life signup policy

[theprofessional-amateur]

Recently on Unhelpful File Labels in the Archives:

On-Going Project. Folders were empty.

Well Written Articles, 1999. There were no articles in this folder. There were a lot of budget reports though.

Stuff. You are killing me smalls.

Section 569-055 Knowingly burning or exploding. This was just papers shoved between files, I have a lot of questions and zero answers.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Some previous “winners”

Miscellaneous Old Stuff. *long sigh*

Other Idiocy. Honestly, this one was fitting.

(R) Man Claws. I have so many questions. Like, SO many

Keep for historical reasons. Neat.

Unprocessed Internal Provenance. Or how I answer the question “so what brings you to therapy?”

[theprofessional-amateur]

•••Possibilities for 2005••• you can really feel the optimism, which almost makes up for the pile of nonsense

[theprofessional-amateur]

Dogs Against Drugs. Ok McGruff.

[theprofessional-amateur]

The Lawsuit. Because in a series of legal files for an org over 100 years old, I am sure there is only one.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Other Crazy. Not to be confused with “other idiocy” which is already in this thread.

[robinatthewatersedge]

I'd like to make the following offering to this tale of horrors. The containers of similar files are also chaotic at best. (Spotted on the street after an institution did a big clear out)

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

Genuine question, how is working out not the most boring thing in the world to everyone else?

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

I really struggle to work out regularly not because it's hard or because I don't have time, but because doing reps of anything is so mind numbingly boring to me

[correlation-zone]

My wife likes lifting, but I find it also v boring

I cycle a lot, which helps as you can see the world! Or bouldering also, which is bodyweight + flexibility + puzzles

[correlation-zone]

Tangara tangara tangara :) Build thread over here: https://empty.cafe/@coral/114822517000139053

[charl0ttan]

i have to exhume syd barrett and kiss his decaying old lips idc its not right to think it could just never happen ill take what i can get. ill gladly go necrosensual for a twinked down (detwinked, untwinked, post-twink) british boy

[correlation-zone]

- Esme, from the Stoppard play “Rock ‘n’ Roll”

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[correlation-zone]

Fuckin. AI. I guess.

The AI post

What is AI (for me) Any technique where mechanised statistical inference is performed based on training data. Expert systems are AI, but no

I think LLMs are mid! In that they are simultaneously extremely bad and somewhat neat. With collective diligence, effort, and a mutual respect for the word we live in we can preserve the hard-won trust in institutions we enjoy today, whilst building a better tomorrow. Oh fuck

[correlation-zone]

I did my first 100k yayyyyy

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[correlation-zone]

If this resonates with you, and your device suggests "would you like to use a passkey", do it.

[transbian-stoner]

Thing is about the terfs sending me anons wishing violence upon me, is if I respond with any kind of anger, it'll suddenly be evidence of "male behaviours" and "male socialisation"

[correlation-zone]

I’m getting transphobe coworkers coming to me for absolution like I’m a priest

Im like girl. They don’t let trannies in the church you’ve got to forgive yourself

[theabigailthorn]

Hey Abi, I’ve just read about the supreme court ruling and it’s all getting pretty scary and frustrating and angering and honestly just plain depressing. This kind of thing used to make me feel angry and motivate me to speak out, but it’s starting to just make me feel helpless and tired and sad. Do you have anything that you do in times like these to stay positive, or at the very least keep the anger going rather than giving in to exhaustion?

genuinely, going to a protest is a good way to get some energy and it can also just be nice to see other people from the community, even if they're strangers, even if they're strangers wearing puppy ears and unironed trans flags as capes because is that really any sillier than a judge's wig and robes? No, in fact it's better. So I'll be at Parliament Square at 1300 on Saturday, cause it'll be good for my mental health!

[jingerpi]

my favorite sound in the world is that of a pedal releasing from a piano

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

fingers running against guitar strings, singers breathing, the sounds you aren't supposed to listen to but which make it all human

[correlation-zone]

https://music.apple.com/gb/album/20-17/1451076889?i=1451076891 Trance Frendz has some great ambient micwork on a couple of pianos!

20:17 by Ólafur Arnalds & Nils Frahm on Apple Music

Song · 2016 · Duration 5:54

[correlation-zone]

Egglestone Abbey 🌔

[necromancelena]

Instead of using butter for your grilled cheese, you should switch to linux. You can set up a virtual machine to try out various distros to see which ones work best for your needs

[baeddel]

@mourning-again-in-america: #you should make sure to try out different libc based distros! musl is almost ready for *gunshots ring out*

i found a transfem who sells a service where you send her your thinkpad and she changes out the bios to libreboot