Correspondence from Hogwarts

¡homie!

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Riverdale

[grawly]

[duckdotcom]

the bros and i were playing our favorite game "say something beautiful" and it was going great until chadney accidentally described the face of god in perfect glorious detail and all of us were killed by exposure to holy radiance in our brains as we imagined it

[yossyislandd]

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

[mitzo]

I'm a prokaryote

[yossyislandd]

using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

aaatttctga caaacgttac agggtgctgc tctgcaacgg tcaccagact cccgctctcc aacaaggtac tcacagcagt agacaggtca ctgcgttgtc cttgagatct aggagctcca cactcgataa gtaagttgcc ttctttactg cagtattctt tattctgctg gtctgttcct ttcgctttct cgatgtggca gcgggcacca aaataccact tcactttatt aaaagtttgc ttcttcacaa aattagcgaa cccctgtagg tggggtgttc ggccttcctc attaccctcc tcgccaacaa taaaataatc aaatagggag attgggagct cccgtatttt cttgcgctcg tcttcggaag gattattgag agtgaacacc caccttttat gtggttgggg tccgcttctt ccattcttct tactgggcat gttgctgctg aggtgctgcc gaggtgctgc cgctgccgaa gtgcgctggt aatacttaca gcgcacttct ttcgttttca gctatgacgt atccaaggag gcgtttccgc agacgaagac accgcccccg cagccatctt ggccagatcc tccgccgccg cccctggctc gtccaccccc gccaccgtta ccgctggaga aggaaaaatg gcatcttcaa cacccgcctc tcccgcacca tcggttatac tgtcaagaaa accacagtca gaacgccctc ctggaatgtg gacatgatga gatttaatat taatgatttt cttcccccag gagggggctc aaaccccctc actgtgccct ttgaatacta cagaataagg aaggttaagg ttgaattctg gccctgctcc ccaatcaccc agggtgacag gggagtgggc tccactgctg ttattctaga tgataacttt gtaacaaagg ccaatgccct aacctatgac ccctatgtaa actactcctc ccgccatacc ataacccagc ccttctccta ccactcccgg tactttaccc cgaaacctgt ccttgatggg acaatcgatt acttccaacc caataacaaa agaaatcaac tctggctgag actacaaact actggaaatg tagaccatgt aggcctcggc actgcgttcg aaaacagtat atacgaccag gactacaata tccgtataac catgtatgta caattcagag aatttaatct taaagacccc ccacttaacc ctaagtgaat aataaaaacc attacgaagt gataaaaaag actcagtaat ttatttcata tggaaattca gggcatgggg gggaaagggt gacgaactgg cccccttcct ccgtggattg ttctgtagca ttcttccaaa ataccaagga agtaatcctc cgatagagag cttctacagc taggacagca gttgaggagt accattccaa cggggtctga ttgctggtaa tcagaatact gcgggccaaa aaaggtacag ttccaccttt agtctctaca gtcaatggat atcgatcaca cagtctcagt agatcatccc acggcagcca accataaaag tcatcaataa caaccacttc ttcaccatgg taaccatccc accacttgtt tcgaggtggt ttccagtatg tggtttccgg gtctgcaaaa ttagcagccc atttgctttt accacaccca ggtggcccca caatgacgtg tacattggtc ttccaatcac gcttctgcat tttcccgctc actttcaaaa gttcagccag cccgcgg

[mitzo]

I'm not translating all of that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

lass it's a genome

[mitzo]

did you just

make a genome?

no joke in it

you just posted a genome sequence?

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves

[mitzo]

why

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

eh

[catasters]

[julia1x5-deactivated20250903]

I refuse to let you hide this in the tags

[frottinq]

[beadyeyes]

me : oh lookey another one guys *picks up a half smoked cigarette off the ground *

the group of unimaginably beautiful women who follow me around every where and refuse to leave me alone: great find handsome❤

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[firstunitarianchurch]

Same energy

[lavendersage]

aren’t you nervous about the vaccine? what made you want to get it

free bandaid

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[writing-prompt-s]

every person is born with the taco bell logo tattooed on their forehead. the logo changes colors like the tumblr logo during pride month when the person who is going to t-bone you in a 4 way intersection is nearby. one day your taco bell logo starts flipping its shit when you wake up next to the love of your life. you feel betrayed.

[apjvff]

in the year 2015 crack will be the new weed. emoji will be the universal language. iphone 7 will be an implant into the brain. don't believe me just wait and see

[onceiwashere]

Living like an ant in a microwave

[baybmetal]

[zagreus]

i wish i understood this post

[non-suspiciousname]

You had to be there

[darkwood-sleddog]

This is a dog

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[stuart-townsend]

부산행 (Train to Busan) | 2016  › Directed by 연상호 (Yeon Sang-ho)

[noirissey]

god i miss prince so fucking much

[rqqu]

he was right

[luntfontanne]

you ever just look at sandra oh’s emmy track record and want to commit crimes

TWELVE NOMINATIONS NO TROPHY… nine acting noms. NINE. over the course of FIFTEEN YEARS.

[oksanaastankova]