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i interact from @alkaloidal !!!! sometimes on accident i may reblog posts and put em on there. sorry
I GOT DOGPILED ON MAIN BY TERFS
Am I reading a loki romance that @folatefangirl tossed my way? Absolutely. Is it any good? Well...
“Some pretty weird shit happened to me this fall,” I said.
“Weirder than normal?”
I snorted a laugh. Weirder than normal, indeed. Weirder than me, the only person in my family with black hair and pale skin? The one who spent her sweet sixteen summer teaching herself to read German while everyone else snuck off to Mexico and had magical first kisses on the beach? The one who decided to move to Chicago and study ancient Viking gods while every other person in my family ran Capello’s Landscaping & Tree Surgery?
*shrug*
Y'all the reason it is unusual that she is pale is APPARENTLY because she is from an italian american family
Me: ...ma'am
Soft leather armor she can see his muscles through
Ma'am that's. Not very effective armor.
Loki does not seem to feel the need for foreplay
'Kay. Kinda doesn't jive with ruining all other men for her but sure thing my dude
don’t be shy drop the title
Okay it doesn't appear to be self published and it's from 2016 so yeah why not:
https://a.co/fhpq8XL
Shared via Kindle. Description: Caroline Capello doesn't take chances. Until the Norse god Loki appears in her bedroom.Loki, the irresistibl
I can't be mad because nothing here is false advertising and it's competently written thus far just very silly
We are 36% of the way through the book and they have gone to one halloween party and banged a lot. He still does not appear to know her name.
He did leave her money that let her pay off loans and move to a decent apartment though so at least there's that?
I WOKE IN THE MIDDLE of the night, sitting up in the darkness. “My exams!” I gasped.
“Four days away,” muttered Loki, without moving.
From what I understand from my mother and her friends this is true to the experience of doctoral programs the world over so you can have a couple of points, book
(If a possibly married god starts showing up unannounced for booty calls on the regular he had BETTER shell out for a decent apartment)
why does she have the not like other girls complex
She's an ACADEMIC, clearly she can't be like other girls!
She likes NORSE MYTHOLOGY, can't be like other girls!
She learned GERMAN! NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
Idk
Now she has to randomly be insecure about her appearance despite never before being insecure about her appearance because she's not like other girls
(She is skinny and pale with dark hair I think she's probably doing fine)
(Insert obligatory 'this is not about her feeling bullied or ostracized for not being like other girls she has a friend group of girls who like her and are very nice to her this is the author buying into misogynistic stereotypes' disclaimer)
when i read skinny and pale with dark hair i immediately thought my immortal, i’m sorry
There's that and then there is the 'phantom of the opera inspired retelling' that the discord is reading
PHANTOM OF THE OPERA INSPIRED RETELLING??? THERE ARE SO MANY POSSIBILITIES (derogatory)
Am I reading a loki romance that @folatefangirl tossed my way? Absolutely. Is it any good? Well...
“Some pretty weird shit happened to me this fall,” I said.
“Weirder than normal?”
I snorted a laugh. Weirder than normal, indeed. Weirder than me, the only person in my family with black hair and pale skin? The one who spent her sweet sixteen summer teaching herself to read German while everyone else snuck off to Mexico and had magical first kisses on the beach? The one who decided to move to Chicago and study ancient Viking gods while every other person in my family ran Capello’s Landscaping & Tree Surgery?
*shrug*
Y'all the reason it is unusual that she is pale is APPARENTLY because she is from an italian american family
Me: ...ma'am
Soft leather armor she can see his muscles through
Ma'am that's. Not very effective armor.
Loki does not seem to feel the need for foreplay
'Kay. Kinda doesn't jive with ruining all other men for her but sure thing my dude
don’t be shy drop the title
Okay it doesn't appear to be self published and it's from 2016 so yeah why not:
https://a.co/fhpq8XL
Shared via Kindle. Description: Caroline Capello doesn't take chances. Until the Norse god Loki appears in her bedroom.Loki, the irresistibl
I can't be mad because nothing here is false advertising and it's competently written thus far just very silly
We are 36% of the way through the book and they have gone to one halloween party and banged a lot. He still does not appear to know her name.
He did leave her money that let her pay off loans and move to a decent apartment though so at least there's that?
I WOKE IN THE MIDDLE of the night, sitting up in the darkness. “My exams!” I gasped.
“Four days away,” muttered Loki, without moving.
From what I understand from my mother and her friends this is true to the experience of doctoral programs the world over so you can have a couple of points, book
(If a possibly married god starts showing up unannounced for booty calls on the regular he had BETTER shell out for a decent apartment)
why does she have the not like other girls complex
She's an ACADEMIC, clearly she can't be like other girls!
She likes NORSE MYTHOLOGY, can't be like other girls!
She learned GERMAN! NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
Idk
Now she has to randomly be insecure about her appearance despite never before being insecure about her appearance because she's not like other girls
(She is skinny and pale with dark hair I think she's probably doing fine)
(Insert obligatory 'this is not about her feeling bullied or ostracized for not being like other girls she has a friend group of girls who like her and are very nice to her this is the author buying into misogynistic stereotypes' disclaimer)
when i read skinny and pale with dark hair i immediately thought my immortal, i’m sorry
Am I reading a loki romance that @folatefangirl tossed my way? Absolutely. Is it any good? Well...
“Some pretty weird shit happened to me this fall,” I said.
“Weirder than normal?”
I snorted a laugh. Weirder than normal, indeed. Weirder than me, the only person in my family with black hair and pale skin? The one who spent her sweet sixteen summer teaching herself to read German while everyone else snuck off to Mexico and had magical first kisses on the beach? The one who decided to move to Chicago and study ancient Viking gods while every other person in my family ran Capello’s Landscaping & Tree Surgery?
*shrug*
Y'all the reason it is unusual that she is pale is APPARENTLY because she is from an italian american family
Me: ...ma'am
Soft leather armor she can see his muscles through
Ma'am that's. Not very effective armor.
Loki does not seem to feel the need for foreplay
'Kay. Kinda doesn't jive with ruining all other men for her but sure thing my dude
don’t be shy drop the title
Okay it doesn't appear to be self published and it's from 2016 so yeah why not:
https://a.co/fhpq8XL
Shared via Kindle. Description: Caroline Capello doesn't take chances. Until the Norse god Loki appears in her bedroom.Loki, the irresistibl
I can't be mad because nothing here is false advertising and it's competently written thus far just very silly
We are 36% of the way through the book and they have gone to one halloween party and banged a lot. He still does not appear to know her name.
He did leave her money that let her pay off loans and move to a decent apartment though so at least there's that?
I WOKE IN THE MIDDLE of the night, sitting up in the darkness. “My exams!” I gasped.
“Four days away,” muttered Loki, without moving.
From what I understand from my mother and her friends this is true to the experience of doctoral programs the world over so you can have a couple of points, book
(If a possibly married god starts showing up unannounced for booty calls on the regular he had BETTER shell out for a decent apartment)
why does she have the not like other girls complex
She's an ACADEMIC, clearly she can't be like other girls!
She likes NORSE MYTHOLOGY, can't be like other girls!
She learned GERMAN! NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS
Idk
i hate to break it to you lady but you’re quite like other girls
Am I reading a loki romance that @folatefangirl tossed my way? Absolutely. Is it any good? Well...
“Some pretty weird shit happened to me this fall,” I said.
“Weirder than normal?”
I snorted a laugh. Weirder than normal, indeed. Weirder than me, the only person in my family with black hair and pale skin? The one who spent her sweet sixteen summer teaching herself to read German while everyone else snuck off to Mexico and had magical first kisses on the beach? The one who decided to move to Chicago and study ancient Viking gods while every other person in my family ran Capello’s Landscaping & Tree Surgery?
*shrug*
Y'all the reason it is unusual that she is pale is APPARENTLY because she is from an italian american family
Me: ...ma'am
Soft leather armor she can see his muscles through
Ma'am that's. Not very effective armor.
Loki does not seem to feel the need for foreplay
'Kay. Kinda doesn't jive with ruining all other men for her but sure thing my dude
don’t be shy drop the title
Okay it doesn't appear to be self published and it's from 2016 so yeah why not:
https://a.co/fhpq8XL
Shared via Kindle. Description: Caroline Capello doesn't take chances. Until the Norse god Loki appears in her bedroom.Loki, the irresistibl
I can't be mad because nothing here is false advertising and it's competently written thus far just very silly
We are 36% of the way through the book and they have gone to one halloween party and banged a lot. He still does not appear to know her name.
He did leave her money that let her pay off loans and move to a decent apartment though so at least there's that?
I WOKE IN THE MIDDLE of the night, sitting up in the darkness. “My exams!” I gasped.
“Four days away,” muttered Loki, without moving.
From what I understand from my mother and her friends this is true to the experience of doctoral programs the world over so you can have a couple of points, book
(If a possibly married god starts showing up unannounced for booty calls on the regular he had BETTER shell out for a decent apartment)
why does she have the not like other girls complex
i’m feeling tired but heeey it’s nearly december. i might be hit with a rush of creative energy. ask me ANYTHING. it does Not have to be related to anti shit
Am I reading a loki romance that @folatefangirl tossed my way? Absolutely. Is it any good? Well...
“Some pretty weird shit happened to me this fall,” I said.
“Weirder than normal?”
I snorted a laugh. Weirder than normal, indeed. Weirder than me, the only person in my family with black hair and pale skin? The one who spent her sweet sixteen summer teaching herself to read German while everyone else snuck off to Mexico and had magical first kisses on the beach? The one who decided to move to Chicago and study ancient Viking gods while every other person in my family ran Capello’s Landscaping & Tree Surgery?
*shrug*
Y'all the reason it is unusual that she is pale is APPARENTLY because she is from an italian american family
Me: ...ma'am
Soft leather armor she can see his muscles through
Ma'am that's. Not very effective armor.
Loki does not seem to feel the need for foreplay
'Kay. Kinda doesn't jive with ruining all other men for her but sure thing my dude
don’t be shy drop the title
Okay it doesn't appear to be self published and it's from 2016 so yeah why not:
https://a.co/fhpq8XL
Shared via Kindle. Description: Caroline Capello doesn't take chances. Until the Norse god Loki appears in her bedroom.Loki, the irresistibl
I can't be mad because nothing here is false advertising and it's competently written thus far just very silly
Am I reading a loki romance that @folatefangirl tossed my way? Absolutely. Is it any good? Well...
“Some pretty weird shit happened to me this fall,” I said.
“Weirder than normal?”
I snorted a laugh. Weirder than normal, indeed. Weirder than me, the only person in my family with black hair and pale skin? The one who spent her sweet sixteen summer teaching herself to read German while everyone else snuck off to Mexico and had magical first kisses on the beach? The one who decided to move to Chicago and study ancient Viking gods while every other person in my family ran Capello’s Landscaping & Tree Surgery?
*shrug*
Y'all the reason it is unusual that she is pale is APPARENTLY because she is from an italian american family
Me: ...ma'am
Soft leather armor she can see his muscles through
Ma'am that's. Not very effective armor.
Loki does not seem to feel the need for foreplay
'Kay. Kinda doesn't jive with ruining all other men for her but sure thing my dude
don’t be shy drop the title
You know what I don't get?
How does the economy of Velaris even work?
It's a hidden city.
How did they do trade?
How did ships reach a port that didn't exist to the rest of the world? How did the merchants even trade to a city they didn't know existed? How did they export goods then? Like the ppl in other parts of the world had goods imported from 'non-existent' land?? How did they transport goods when Velaris wasn't even on the map?
A city like Velaris...since it's so modern and flourishing can't exactly flourish if it's closed off from the world. A city is prosperous because of trade and international relations and it's reputation around the world and it's economy that is majorly constituted from trade!
City can't be modern and prosperous if there aren't enough ppl for employment?? I mean up until that attack and when they revealed Velaris you cud only be a citizen of Velaris if you were born there. So you're telling me that the population of one small city was enough to make Velaris a metropolitan with wealthy businesses? Unless everyone did atleast 4 different types of jobs, I'm pretty sure they'd be short of ppl to employ. No now that I think about it, it's still not possible. Also it's ridiculous I mean..if you're born there you gotta spend the rest of your immortal life in that city only? Even if they go outside wouldn't Rhysie make them forget everything about their home incase the spill? I think he said that too?
And Rhysie doesn't take taxes from his ppl...so how...was the rainbow and stuff made? How can the state still afford to run it? If the city did no trade for atleast 50 years cannonically? (I'm not sure if that's a word) a city made sensibly and not for the aesthetic alone would collapse if it was closed off from the world for even 2 years let alone literal centuries?
So how does Velaris'...the main setting of the seires... economy work? I'm genuinely confused?
i will never not be fucking mad abt the “my power is truth yet i’ve been living a lie my whole life” line from mor bc BEING CLOSETED ISN’T FUCKING LIVING A LIE. QUEER PPL DON’T OWE STRAIGHT PPL SHIT, LET ALONE COMING OUT TO THEM. being closeted bc you GENUINELY FEAR that you will be not be accepted & you may drastically upset your friend group, esp your one EXTREMELY violent guy friend who’s been visibly lusting after you for 500 fucking years despite how visibly uncomfortable it makes you, IS NOT LIVING A LIE.
ppl who say sarah janet is not homophobic! shut the FUCK up! staying closeted is something real people do to stay SAFE in dangerous situations and painting the only closeted queer character as “living a lie” for being closeted in an environment that is DEMONSTRABLY unaccepting only perpetuates the idea that being in the closet is shameful and that queer ppl OWE straights their sexuality or else they’re being deceitful. tldr FUCK sarah janet someone take away her computer.
saw a couple of stan posts saying how the cast of the IC better not be white....who’s gonna tell them that it’s inevitable they will be and that having ‘golden skin’ does not constitute representation of a person of colour....
Ok but what is the authors obsession with writing a romance between centuries old guy and a teen girl? If you are so obsessed with concept of immortality why not make the girl centuries old too and just as powerful? Why not have them both be immortal? I promise you people will find experienced powerful women just as if not more appealing than your typical sweet innocent girl who 'apparently' becomes powerful and unravels after meeting this so called guy.
people always push back opinions with "can you write/sing/create something this good I bet you couldn't" and it's like yeah that's why I don't do it for a living lol....books are products people consume and are allowed to review 🤷 not like we're making fun of someone's private journal or something
This is true. I have nothing against Sarah as a person nor is she the only author whose work I dislike. Whatever I say about her works are based on my observations and I really don't care if you like her stuff. If you like her books I suggest you stay out of the anti tags and not harass people by sending anons. I don't like her work and my ability to write has nothing to do with it, people are allowed to have opinions regardless of skill.
sigh. okay. here we go.
1) no it did not. not only have so many other books written friendships between women before, they did so infinitely better. and sure, you can claim that Danika helped Bruce make the climb after the Drop, but let’s be real, Danika convinced Bruce to do so bc of Hunt
2) sure it included her trauma, but not well, not realistically, not respectfully, and certainly not for the first time. sj///m never writes trauma well, and yet she continues to write it and piss on people who deal with actual trauma bc her stans coddle her and never challenge her to do better
3) Bruce is slut-shamed all. the. time. for having casual sex. there is no sex positivity to be found in this book
4) Bruce was never with Connor, if that’s who this stan is referring to, so like. idk what they’re trying to argue here. plus, the relationship bw Hunt and Shahar never felt balanced and equal to me, so i could never get behind it
5) why do stans continue to pretend that sj///m is the first author to ever write “badass female characters” bc she never does it well
6) look i remain pissed about how sj///m wrote about Bruce’s leg. she refused to get it treated bc she wanted to punish herself. plus, it was magically healed. as someone with chronic pain and a bad leg, this is bullshit
7) i remain angry that sj///m made Bruce such an asshole to Ruhn, clearly trying to make us take Bruce’s side here, only for it to be fixed in what felt like the last ten pages of the book
8) yes, i agree with the stan that Bruce’s mom and stepdad are probably the only good parents sj///m has ever written, but i still had some beef with Bruce’s mom due to how she spoke to Bruce
9) ah yes, bc we’ve never seen an author write about men feeling emotions before. also, the situation with Hunt hating the fact he kills for Micah always felt superficial bc we had so. many. instances of Hunt immediately wanting to bestow violence on people for Bruce, so like. no.
10) sorry i just laughed myself into another dimension at the fact that this stan actually thinks what Bruce did for Lehabah was at all compassionate or loving. Bruce bought Lehabah from Jesiba and then kept it from her for who knows how fucking long instead of telling Lehabah instantly bc Bruce wanted to throw a fucking party to ~celebrate Lehabah’s freedom~
stans, open your goddamn eyes and stop kissing sj///m’s ass.
ELAIN PLOT UNLOCKED ACHIEVEMENT ACHIEVED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
OHWKXJJAJCJJHI IM SO EXCITED
So my stumbling block was this: Elain's One Immovable Character Trait in my notes is 'she will not hurt people' much like Nesta's is 'she will not lie' and Feyre's is 'she will Absolutely Survive Goddammit'
So my struggle, which was irritating to me, is how to give Elain, the one who won't hurt people and has to be badgered into eating meat by her sisters even when there is no other food available (and even then probably... does not eat nearly as much as they think she did) a part in this adventure story, which does after all involve lots of people who wake up and choose violence every day and not have her die horribly early on and/or always have to be saved and/or have not a lot of drive or agency in this plot.
Solution: guess y'all are gonna find out
Also apparently G&W is just going to eternally be the saga of Myth Writing Things Outside Her Comfort Zone because if you had told me a year and a half ago that I would be writing a lady who was opposed to violence on a deep and philosophical level at any juncture I would have said you had the wrong number
Like look obviously I am a person who believes deeply that violence should not be the first solution but that sometimes it is the solution. For Elain violence is not on her list of options.
omg this is PERFECT