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[corruptedcherub]

Alveus Sanctuary is a great litmus test for content creators. If somebody is able to balance comedy with listening to Maya, if someone is asking good questions, if they're good with animals, that means so much more than anything else.

Jacksepticeye being trusted by every single animal is the best demonstration of his good nature I've ever seen. It's the same with Ted Nivison being silly and ragebaiting Maya while handling a cockroach so so gently and letting her teach.

[corruptedcherub]

The worst thing about being employed is that I have to deal with the bullshit drama of 18-19 year olds if I want a paycheck. I am of legal drinking age in America. I should be at the clerb doing a line off of my boyfriend's belly, not consoling Sarah because Beck told Trina that she blocked him.

[yesterdaysprint]

The Baltimore Sun, Maryland, January 1, 1921

[ceruleanheaven]

im sure if i move far away from home to somewhere no one knows me my whole personality will suddenly change and everyone will love me and everything will be better im sure im sure im sure

[ladyorlandodream]

[denny1416]

Iker Spozio, Il Maestro e Margherita, 2012

[atomic-chronoscaph]

art by J. C. Leyendecker (1910s to 1930s)

[eatsleepcrap]

Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!

I like cake.

[mimidiann]

What about Homestuck.

[princecharmingtobe]

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

[fuckingkarkalicious]

[dunkstein]

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

[wingedcatgirl]

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

[grimoiremanifest]

[g3minii]

[transparent-internet-maker]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[corruptedcherub]

Harry is like if a nepo baby was good.

[vintagehomecollection]

To move guests along from room to room and avoid a bottleneck, Peter has tried-and-true advice. 'People will go where the shrimp is.' So a basket of shrimp is set on a handmade veneered bark table in the living room under a rare sign dated 1847.

Formal Country Entertaining: At Home with Family & Friends, 1992

[acapelladitty]

thinking about you in labour is so fucking hot jsyk

This is genuinely the worst message I have ever received in my life. Demonic as fuck.

[corruptedcherub]

(With not at all contained lust) I need you to hit me,,

[mismedleym]

recent pet portrait comm, really happy with how this turned out :)

[lleyksie]

horse shapes ✸

[corruptedcherub]

Freak.

Whore.

[corruptedcherub]

Cillian fangirls losing their minds for Nolanverse's Jonathan Crane is so funny to me. As if that man isn't the biggest twink in cinema history. As if that man doesn't rival Edward in the title of #1 DC Twink. As if that man wasn't having some kind of psychosexual reaction to Batman in every single scene he was in.

The queerness of Cillian's Jonathan Crane is bested only by Cillian's portrayal of a transgender woman in Breakfast On Pluto.

Cillian's Jonathan Crane probably has a 20-step skin routine.

He probably has a better fashion sense than every woman who comments about how badly she needs him.

Cillian himself would probably approve of the idea that his Jonathan Crane is gay. Lord knows he's been pro-LGBTQ+ far before Ireland became comfortable with the idea of gay marriage.

[corruptedcherub]

The whole Corpse Party franchise is on sale on Steam, with the exception of the 2016 PC release. Nobody speak to me for the next two weeks.