wallflower

I'm short and full of opinions.

[lilsugarbush]

[bondingthroughmutualhatred-blog]

is anyone else concerned about the spelling of Doritos here?

[geminiagent]

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[horsegirlhob]

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BqZVvp3FlmD/

[nickflyguy]

Fuck her out of the bad mood she's been in

[furiouscutie-deactivated2018091]

Please

[skeleslime-phantom]

Popular Opinion

Mint Ice Cream and other mint flavored foods taste GREAT and y'all can’t change my mind

[sushinfood]

op do you accept constructive criticism

[skeleslime-phantom]

choose your next words carefully, dear sushi

[sushinfood]

m i n t    s u c k 

[skeleslime-phantom]

YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE DISRESPECT MY MINTS

[ilovecannabis]

[papapanda420]

Just like that too

[chunk-of-change-deactivated2018]

[blackgirlsreverything]

Goosebumps!

[ugliugli]

YOU BETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[newjaxxcity]

WHERE THE ALBUM?!

[sexrobotsrightsactivist]

@ MALE SINGERS TAKE FUCKING NOTES!

[juneeeb]

Wow this is so beautiful I️m crying

[90shiphopraprnb]

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

[manasaysay]

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

I like your dad already

[charming-tothelast]

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

oh WOW

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

This is by far my most popular post.

[babyanimalgifs]

How are penguins not extinct?

[coffeepotsmokin-deactivated2018]

I am in tears omg

[dremoranightmares]

whoever timed the film to the music is fucking brilliant this is gorgeous and oh my god i know they’re made of a lot of fat/blubber but this gave me like seven heart attacks

[boomboxgod]

Clumsy pillows

[siriussly-serious]

I’ve pulled my tshirt up over my face to try and hide the fact that I am crying with laughter on the coach full of people.

[adventuresofyoshi]

[meaningfulsuggestion]

I only know you’re real because you’re better than anything I could dream up.

[margaridamaiaa-deactivated20170]

slow kisses deep kisses shoulder kisses neck kisses chest kisses stomach kisses  

[nickflyguy]

Take a nap with me after I make you cum

[souhailbog-deactivated20240510]