Notus Bardus, the worst philosopher

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Me when I see a bunch of pretty women

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I think Missouri's capital should change to Kansas City, just to fuck with people

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Growing up is realizing that Hamilton was a bit of a prick and Burr was low-key a genius

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I wonder how many Jewish people in 1930s Germany were told they were "overreacting" and "overthinking it" and "it's not as bad as you think"

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So I just got told I'm supposed to fulfill the millenias-long prophecy foretold by the ancient ones in the lands above, to bring peace and unity to this earthly realm at last by a wizard who suddenly appeared then disappeared right in front of me, but like I have the closing shift that day

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It's weird, the calendar says it's 2026, so why does it feel like it's 1984?

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Companies are the Kryptonite of creativity.

But community is the Kryptonite of companies.

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The difference is, I know how to fight a bear

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HULL BREACH

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Using Tumblr to get over my X

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Alright who set earth to hardcore mode

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I wish there was medical leave for a depressive episode

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I put the "pathetic" in "empathetic"

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Another year has come and gone

But now, there's Shrek 5 news

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Purses are irl hammerspace

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Influencers are open-sourced fame

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If you called Oedipus a motherfucker would he just start crying