Animals and Anime

Eli | He/Him | ASpec | Environmental Educator

[coughloop]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tch, stupid webp image. you will be a png when daddy puts you through the webp to png file converter

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[creepymutelilbugger]

The bar for what a normal post is on this site is so fucked compared to everywhere else

[miamignonette]

[miamignonette]

[henstomper]

imposter syndrome is so funny like fuuuuck i hope nobody finds out im tricking people into thinking im competent by knowing things and doing them

[humanpersonface]

[tallsa]

[nicoleartist]

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

[pseudomantis]

[uwathebestgirl]

i know girls like this

[fleshdyke]

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

[fallenangelvictorious]

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

[fleshdyke]

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band

[thoodleoo]

god i love reading about stupid drama in ancient greece. like there was an athlete named theagenes who was so good at every kind of athletic contest that when he died, one of his opponents would go to beat the shit out of a statue of him out of spite, but then one day the statue fell on the guy and killed him so the greeks took the statue to court for murder, convicted it, and threw it into the sea

[thoodleoo]

actually i left out the best part of this story which is that a plague then struck and when people consulted the oracle at delphi she was like "well you've pissed of theagenes" so they had to go dig the statue back up out of the fucking water

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[subversivecynic]

I had completely forgotten about the chicken article, and you probably did too so remember that it exists. Because there’s too much no fun in the world right now.

[burrowingbear]

Every now and then I print this out at work and leave it in the basket beside the printer

[kitsnicket]

[ahundredhundredheartbeats]

this was stolen from a tumblr post

[aviculor]

that’s her therapist

[charlesoberonn]

Concept: The Anti-Doomsday Church

A community of folks who are recruited by a divine being to stop doomsday cults that try to bring about the end of the world.

[charlesoberonn]

I admittedly haven't watched it since I was 5 years old, but I don't recall any doomsday cults.

[bobthesolarexalt]

Sounds like they're doing a great job then.

[transfaguette]

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

[dovvvvv]

[rolodextra]

tag that make me frantically dig my earbuds out of my pocket in this public restroom

[dinottosaurs]

An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

[beardedmrbean]

[kaijuno]