[amwult]

my least favourite turn based strategy game is email

[shillanov]

u know what i fucking love. is that it's so clear that many of us have important full time jobs. yet you can see us here on tumblr throughout the work day posting about the most unhinged shit possible. like we're really out here going to a meeting then coming back to tumblr like "shane drippy big dick bouncing on that thang" before running back to another meeting like Hi Linda yes I talked to the team earlier and we're ready to send the documents over. How was your weekend

[animentality]

[jethroq]

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[may12324]

Dyke Knights ⚔️

[pokemon]

It’s OK, take your time Bulbasaur 

[wexregolden]

The six horsemen of Eurovision

[guttingknife]

letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife

[valtsv]

the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

[constantinnen]

tav left him at the camp for 1 hour.

[ribbonentrails]

Love them✨

[shtish]

Current conspiracy theory: they're trying to lure the UK back into the EU

[maneskintookawaymysanity]

Everyone tonight for the whole duration of the jury and televoting results:

[tulep]

[ifclarityisindeath]

they truly put their whole norwussy into this performance and I am living

[currentlyonstandbi]