what, no applause?!

cold, fake, duplicitous bitch

[plaguedocboi]

Im weighing in on the discourse. We need to start putting sea monsters on maps again.

[starvulture]

Collecting these rn

[wrenism]

me: this jingle jangle ain’t shit

five minutes later: I think I just saw the trash bag killer *a very loud pop song that is only slightly relevant to what I am experiencing starts to play* *visuals of me running in the woods interspersed with Betty and Archie having sex* WHAT WAS THAT *loud gun cocking noise* [DONNA SWEETT APPEARS BEHIND ME HOLDING A RIFLE]

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[sapphling]

gets a post like from the esoteric fetish mutual and slides a single bead away from the side of an abacus labeled KILL SELF

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[janinegregory]

Love. It’s bullshit. Yes! But I do love you. I love you, too.

[baldgonia]

riverdale tierlist how riverdale would handle the minions

[allsonargent]

Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock (2006—2013)

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[omtai]

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

[phantomrose96]

Hey hey don’t cry. Character who destroys themself in the end for nothing

[crabussy]

it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life

[crabussy]

(imagining the guilt ridden character I relate to being comforted or feeling miserable) it's good for them.this says nothing about me

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[dykerikki]

crawls out of my hole that resembles the grave but isnt. #myholethatresemblesthegravebutisnt

[wizardpostsdotorg]

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball