the tomb won’t close

god’s silliest soldier and no. 1 evermore stan celine

[gaynehollander]

I think Shane Hollander should be allowed to lose it and be physically violent. He gets a Shane pass.

[hyunpic]

“global birth rates are declining”…… yeah and so are the reblog rates on tumblr.com too, so what now

[pigeon-butch]

your muscles being pleasantly sore after exercise is such a nice incentive I can see why they patched that in. the forced regular logins to avoid losing progress however are a predatory practice and deserve nothing but scorn.

[cuppydogshane]

i need to lock in (doesnt)

[ruesdeluxe]

[prongsievans]

shane: do you have a self-care routine?

ilya: "keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

[russianblush]

Dec. 2025: Feeling thankful for the opportunity to perform and have his talent recognized through Heated Rivalry

vs.

July 2026, seven months later: Nominated for his first Emmy for his SNL appearance which included a skit of his own character he created.

[midnightstorries]

emmy nominated connor storrie for Saturday Night Live 🥺✨️🌷

i'm freaking crying

[boitterfly]

[argillaforma]

ilya pre first hookup: i wouldn't be surprised if this is his first time i better be a little careful with that awkward canadian i don't wanna spook him

ilya coming out of room 1410 at 9:12PM with his third eye opened: oh okay so i might have underestimated him

[vesnuszki]

ilya rozanov naked as the day he was born under the showers with his dick in his hand looking directly at the camera: This is a Love Story

[herbaklava]

[hollanderthoughts]

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

[hollanderthoughts]

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

[dearreader-archive]

down the block, there's an antique shop and something in my head said, "stop," so i walked in. on the counter was a cardboard box and the sign said, "photos: twenty-five cents each"

[number-one-castiel-apologist]

“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

[pansyfemme]

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you