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i've not had a very happy may the fourth, but you know what i am ready for?

revenge of the FIFTH

go punch a fascist!! tell that racist/zionist/bigot in your neighbourhood to fuck off!!

#star wars #coruscant-clickbait #revenge of the fifth #may the 4th #may the fourth be with you

ohlexa

Jodie Comer as Rey’s mother in STAR WARS: EPISODE IX - THE RISE OF SKYWALKER (2019) dir. J.J. Abrams

lokaror

His mom was named shmee, he was owned by a dude named watto and worked for a guy named sheev. Had no fucking chance

Check out the short story "Of MSE-6 and Men" by Glen Weldon in the ANH From a Certain Point of View anthology for all your Tarkin/TK-421 needs. It's even better than you'd expect.

oh WORM??

slytherin-headcanons

Hello everyone,

I haven't been particularly active on this blog, and it is no surprise why. With JKR's growing fascist leanings, one cannot in good conscience espouse her creations. But I have come here with a different purpose.

In order to make sense of the world we are now living in, I have started writing. Nothing too fancy, too literary, just journaling my life and the world around me. Because history needs to be recorded before people start to erase it.

So if you'd like to read what it is like to survive an apocalypse, feel free to follow me below:

I have nothing else I can give in this time, so I will do what I have always done: write.

#not star wars but very pertinent

hayden-christensen

#like father like daughter

idk-i-was-bored

I decided to do something a little bit insane. I sat down and typed every word spoken in revenge of the Sith so I could then hand write every word to create this scene redraw. I am very pleased with the final result I’m not gonna lie.

h-l-w

Words from Antigonick (Sophokles) translated by Anne Carson

#star wars #leia organa #luke skywalker

thats-ee

had to get this out before we collectively move on from coldplay ceo

yu-miou

“You’re in love with someone else !”

Here’s a little rough animation of a scene from Head over Feet by Ever-so-Reylo :) I like this story so much, can’t wait for the next chapter ! <3

I did it for fun so there might be some corrections to do :)

coruscant-clickbait

this is fandom history

#head over feet #ben solo

biglawbear

Great on top of everything else now we gotta deal with The Giant Sphere

coruscant-clickbait

so that's where that piece of the death star went

bitter-chocolate-stars

Au idea

Faulty chip design.

The inhibitor chips have an unknown weakness to stunner bolts. The stunners short them out, rendering them dead.

No one knows this.

Now imagine. At some point during training a cadet will get hit by a stunner. Knowing how they feel and doing your best to power through being hit with one is standard training.

The chips are susceptible to electricity. Meaning that Sith lighting and electricity traps will fry the chip as well.

Order 66 goes out and everyone is left standing around scratching their head cause they dont know what Order 66 is. It's not in the manual.

I think it would be hilarious if Palpatine was fucked over by something so simple as a faulty chip design.

He's going to be calling the Kaminoans up for a refund as he's running for his life.

bitter-chocolate-stars

#getting hit by a stunner is part of standard training so what youre telling me is only little baby clones are affected #shaak ti staring bewildered as a toddler attempts to murder her #all over kamino chubby cheeked cadets are being tackled by their extremely concerned older brothers #order 66' do u mean the baby riots of 19 bby -- @townofcan

This is canon to this au now.

The Baby Riots of 19 BBY

lmao I love it