Just A Forest Fella (scary)

(he/they/she) lesbian Lawsuit against the tooth fairy for my teeth pending Some extreme niche (and intense) interests, SFTH and droidcaptain being the prime example rn

[corvid-zone]

AJ is so fucking unhinged sometimes.

Speaking of big dick energy-

[corvid-zone]

Hey, remember when Tom and Sam bullied AJ so hard (“Surely the motive would be disgust”) in HUGE? And Luke was like “NOO. BUDDY :( C’mere!”?

I feel like Gary is that version of Luke’s evil doppelgänger

[corvid-zone]

(Batman voice) I am vengeance. I am the night. I am a Londoner. I love getting my toes sucked off.

[lectorel]

I've seen a decent amount of discussion about the acephobia/amatonormativity in Stratt's line to Grace that "You don't even have a dog," - how Grace's lack of a traditional romantic partner or offspring make him more disposable in the eyes of the world and the project.

What I haven't seen much discussion about is how it applies to her too. Eva Stratt doesn't have friends, or a family waiting for her. She doesn't have a dog either.

How many times has Eva told herself it's fine that she's going to be the world's scapegoat, because there's no one who will be hurt by her suffering either?

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[rylandgracie]

Project Hail Mary (2026) // Andrei Tarkovsky, Journal 1970-1986

[vampyyrikosmos]

just my take on the matter. click post.

[p0laroid-sx-70]

cupid missed (Jenny Anderson x Lily Gatins)

[astriiformes]

Do you think after they send the taumeoba samples to Venus and the apocalypse is averted, there are people back on Earth who are like "See, this is why we should pay teachers more"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[bunniope]

can we focus on the gnome for a second

[bunniope]

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

[ladyofspoons]

these are the people i have to share a highway with

[fyterx]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.

[dkpsyhog]

(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[brawltogethernow]

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[gutsandeverythingg]

Who are you and why do i follow you

do i really have to do this every time. you are a mindless ghoul. i own you. you dig my endless pit. BACK TO WORK

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[gemologie]

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