A Deranged Scrapbook Diary

30s • multi-citizenship in the Alphabet Mafia • no consistent themes • I draw sometimes

[profeminist]

Happy Pride everybody! Don’t fall for the yearly “divide and conquer” tricks from the right

[despazito]

[hthrrloooo]

Catastrophize Benedictine

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[corvidaequeer]

From last night's game night. Happy Pride!

[homunculus-argument]

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[kittyplayz1cantmsg4somereason]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[elfwreck]

[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

[june-egbert-official]

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[soratayuya]

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

[courierrsix]

[corvidaequeer]

I have some questions & concerns for bald tumblr users!

When a poll has an option that says "bald" are you legally and/or morally obligated to answer "bald"? Do you have a choice in the matter?? Is there an entity inside of you that is not yourself that forces you to choose the option "bald"?! Do you have the free will to choose something other than "bald"!!?

-From a concerned, currently non-bald, tumblr citizen. With love.

Are you bald & do you have free will to choose an option that is not "bald"?

Bald & yes, I am free to choose!

Bald & no, I am not free to choose. (why baby?? are you okay?!)

Currently non-bald & yes, I am free to choose!

Currently non-bald & no, I am not free to choose. (??!)

Something else/bald

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

Reblog for a bigger data pool, but please only leave comments if you are bald!!

[corvidaequeer]

I have some questions & concerns for bald tumblr users!

When a poll has an option that says "bald" are you legally and/or morally obligated to answer "bald"? Do you have a choice in the matter?? Is there an entity inside of you that is not yourself that forces you to choose the option "bald"?! Do you have the free will to choose something other than "bald"!!?

-From a concerned, currently non-bald, tumblr citizen. With love.

Are you bald & do you have free will to choose an option that is not "bald"?

Bald & yes, I am free to choose!

Bald & no, I am not free to choose. (why baby?? are you okay?!)

Currently non-bald & yes, I am free to choose!

Currently non-bald & no, I am not free to choose. (??!)

Something else/bald

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

Reblog for a bigger data pool, but please only leave comments if you are bald!!

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[indigonite]

*banging my head against a wall* i need to make my art hornier

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[randocountrygal]

Recently got into The Raven Cycle series (finished it in two days hehe) and I saw this meme for a different fandom and just thought it fit.

[depsidase]

[sunanthrope]

"But what if people will pretend to need this accessibility option so they can be lazy! People who don't need it will use it!!" I don't actually care

I dont care if 9/10 of the people who use the wheelchair ramp arent actually in wheelchairs. As long as the 1 person who needs it has access to it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who use the automatic push button on the library door can actually push the door open themselves. As long as the 1 person who the door is too heavy for gets to use it.

I dont care if 9/10 people who buy the can tab opener, or the little guitar clamp that holds the chords for you, or the hand grip that helps you hold chop sticks, don't need any of it and just get it to "be lazy". As long as the one disabled person who needs it gets access to it.

I do not care. Oh my GOD I do not care. As long as there's a disabled person on this planet who the accessibility device will benefit, the accessibility device is necessary.

Also, if you're so worried about people being "lazy" by using accessibility devices, MORE worried than you are about disabled (visibly or not) people not having access to them, you have unchecked ableism you need to work through.