The Only Two Genders: Clown And Jester

Cob. 22 . They/He/It . I draw stuff :) https://linktr.ee/CityDandelion

[corvus-detritus]

Announce

I deleted/privatized everything on his blog, sorry. Posts went all the way back to 2018 and some if it definitely does not reflect who I am now, lol 

I will be posting One Piece content on @pyre-sea for the foreseeable future! I may post on this blog again some other time but I am not sure Yet! ^^ 

Seeya! 

[jogakky]

I love yuri thank you Splatoon for making yuri real

[pistachiosoda]

owen dennis i didn't know you played with doomed coworker yaouri sunshine fell first x grumpy fell harder like that

[beearcheops]

I like to think I’m funny

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[nat-20s]

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

[nat-20s]

Some things about this post since getting quite a few notes:

1. If you see this post, highly recommend taking it as an opportunity to set a timer for 15 minutes and switch over to ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY. if after those 15 minutes, you want to go back to scrolling, that's okay!

2. Huge shout out to this popping up in my notifs often, bc I do go back to activity.

3. I think there are times where scrolling is fine. Right now, for example, I'm being connected to a machine for two hours to donate plasma and platelets. Yes this is a brag but it is also a time where scrolling is one of the few things I can do. (Though I will probably also read or watch something on phone lol)

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

hmmm, this seems to be some kind of curse breaking spell… be free ye reader

[saszor]

Overview of some topics when it comes to drawing characters who are burn survivors.

DISCLAIMER. Please keep in mind that this is an introductory overview for drawing some burn scars and has a lot of generalizations in it, so not every “X is Z” statement will be true for Actual People. I'm calling this introductory because I hope to get people to actually do their own research before drawing disabled & visibly different characters rather than just making stuff up. Think of it as a starting point and take it with a grain of salt (especially if you have a very different art style from mine).

Talking about research and learning... don't make your burn survivor characters evil. Burn survivors are normal people and don't deserve to be constantly portrayed in such a way.

edit: apparently tum "queerest place on the internet" blr hates disabled people so much that this post got automatically filtered. cool!

[jewishicequeen]

This is a really cool guide! Gonna add a bit more, as a scar haver myself-

A good thing to know is that generally, the darker your skin is, the worse your scarring will be. I don't know why that is, but i was told by several doctors that i'm lucky i'm so white, and also seen it on other burnt people- dark skin scar harder. FYI.

Scars take time to set! It takes somewhere betweem 1-4 years for them to heal, and until then, they can DRASTICALLY change shapes(i remember in the early months, my face would completely change in a week. Fun times for an insecure teenager). That's the time when compression garments come into play, and also the time the scars DO have the streotypical pink coloration(not fucking RED. Instead, it'll be a similar color to your blush). The most common time for this to end is 2 years. After the scars calm down, they pretty much set, and get a color that's close to your natural complection, the colors you see in the tutorial.*

*so if the scars are pink, your character should have a compression garment on them! Zuko was NOT listening to his doctors, let me tell you

Even when the scars are constant, there are STILL changes in colors. My scars get super white when I overtax myself physically- instead of going red in the face, I just loose all color. My hands regularly go purplish in the winter, like they loose circulation(they don't. But the color looks like that). Other weather conditions also come into consideration.

Also. In addition to not making us evil. Why the FUCK do fictional scars always come from abuse? Most people irl get their scars from hot water, hot oil, or house fires. ACCIDENTS. Burns are the accident-injury. Make more OCs that stumbled while making their coffee!

[theweirdwideweb]

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

[theweirdwideweb]

For all my uninsured judys out there it's for Walgreens only: walgreens.rxsense.com

[theweirdwideweb]

[handsmotif]

as a pharmacy technician i can share with you some websites that give you those "coupons" for your meds!

goodrx is the most well known one, but if i'm trying to find the cheapest price for a patient i compare it to scriptcycle, and use whichever is offering the best price. you just type in the medication (PLEASE make sure you're getting the right drug, dosage, and quantity) and your zip code and they will spit out some offers for you

some pharmacies may have their own discount card to compare to as well!

if you are getting a name brand medication, you can also look at the manufacturer's website to see if they offer any evouchers for you to use too

good luck out there 👍

[bitchesgetriches]

How to Pay Hospital Bills When You’re Flat Broke

[rayneydayss]

another one is singlecare.com, brought my duloxetine from $240 a month to $20

and there are coupons for hrt on there as well :) different options for different pharmacies

[hereissomething]

dollarfor.org saved my broke ass, it can save urs too

[ballroomnotoriety]

im sobbing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’ve seen this on my dash at least ten times now and somehow every single time I am once again unprepared for how the cat looks.

[rain3yaltoids]

F2U character sheet templates

A friend of mine was having trouble making reference sheets for her characters, so I made quite a few!

I figure these could be really useful if anyone else was struggling too, so these are all F2U

They could be really useful for Artfight, so keep that in mind :)

[aloha-from-angel]

My best interaction ever i love humans

[sassycolortheorist101-blog]

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

[wyattlan86723]

hey look at this image i have

Wyatt Lancer

[autistichalsin]

It's tax season in the USA and that means it's time for a yearly PSA for fellow USAmericans!

Don't be fooled by bullshit like Turbotax. If you make less than $89,000 a year (I'd say confidently that's 99% of Tumblr), you are entitled to use the IRS free file tool for your taxes. This page from the IRS lists all the software providers they have partnered with to provide this service. I have only used one on the list, but it was as good as or maybe better than Turbotax, and I repeat, free for the federal tax return. You MIGHT still have to pay a fee to file a state tax return, but it should be nominal. If you don't want to do it online, you can also go to the IRS to print out the forms directly and turn them in.

DO NOT let Turbotax trick you out of money. Drop them like a hot potato. This is a "fuck Turbotax" account.

[in-your-spoon]

Twewy’s story is so incredibly anti-suicide without the topic ever being mentioned explicitly. It’s a story about a bunch of dead kids who had the most important things in their lives taken from them, who have to choose whether to return to life or ascend beyond it. The city itself is suicidal. The city is you, and the city is Joshua, and the city tries to kill you, but it can’t let go of you, and you live another week.

[in-your-spoon]

These tags really hit the nail on the head as to why the game makes you feel like “I want to keep living,” because that feeling is so much stronger than “I want to not die.”

I’m not suicidal, but I do isolate myself from other people more than I would like, and man did this game make me want to live.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

reblog if you’re queer or a vampire. no one will ever know which one

[retquits]

so don't get too comfortable.

high resolution free to download [ here ]