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[szethsmom]

I wish there were content warnings on the RoW chapters, especially considering how intense the last two have been. 

Don’t get me wrong, I’m so glad Brandon is writing about these things, but it’s pretty shocking to scroll down and suddenly [spoilers] someone is suicide baiting a beloved protagonist who is incredibly meaningful and relatable to fans who have struggled with depression. [/spoilers]

Not saying the story should go one way or another–lord knows the payoff is going to be that much more transcendent in the end–but it would be nice if there was a heads up so people feeling more vulnerable on that day could make an informed decision about whether they’re up to reading it.

In any case, I’d be happy to provide that service unofficially if people want. Drop me a message or an ask (I’ll turn on anon) if there are any triggers/themes you’d like me to scan for, and I’ll make a post ASAP on Tuesday mornings after each chapter drops.

Tagging @onlycosmere in the hopes that this will reach more people who might need it. <3

[onlycosmere]

[skymarks]

Shallan: you don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl?

Kaladin: no, I don’t think you can fight because you’re in a wedding dress

Renarin: for what it’s worth, I don’t think Adolin could fight in that dress, either

Adolin: perhaps not, but I would be a radiant bride

[shooty-shooty-whacky-whacky]

technically, he’s the only one of them who wouldn’t be a Radiant bride

[doitforthevinebud]

Does anyone remember the video... that was like the entire Cosmere summarized? And they made the "what is a SHARD??" joke a bunch of times? This was a couple years ago, if I remember right

My friend @ara-kina and I were talking about it and we'd like to see it again. Anyone know the creator or can drop a handy link?

[cosmerememes]

Your job/profession vs. Your Radiant Order I’m curious to see how they line up. 

I’m a Willshaper and work in Counselling/Psych 

[libraryofawesomeness]

Archaeologist (almost) and a lightweaver

[chasmkata]

does this imply that the rest of bridge four knows about this inside joke??? does rock know that kaladin thought shallan was a horneater princess and then proceeded to scam him out of his boots?? this is very important to me wait-

[onlycosmere]

[kippurbird]

[peachdoxie]

spren gay

[thouroughlyobsessed]

can’t wait for the day i sit in a damn movie theater with a giant coke in my hand, watching the Way of Kings on that gigantic screen and we finally get the closeup of kaladin’s eyes....time slows.......the music dies.....

and then his eyes peel open and we see HIS EYES BLAZING BLUE FOR THE FIRST TIME

and all the damn cosmere fans yell as loud as we did when cap finally picked up mjolnir in endgame and my life is complete because this is all i want in this world

[the-last-punbender]

1. Scadrian names have French pronunciation rules

2. Nobody remarks on Hoid’s name being weird sounding.

3. Therefore, on Scadrial, Hoid is pronounced “Wad.”

[rosie-with-knives]

I cant manage to tag this person somehow but this is brilliant

[cowboykelsier]

WoK Reread Chapter 26

“She wanted to come into battle?”

Adolin shrugged. “Says she’s curious.”

Dalinar said nothing. Battle was a masculine art. A woman wanting to come to the battlefield was like... well, like a man wanting to read. Unnatural.

[kingjasnah]

oh my god lift is the BEST character....imagine being like 13 and caring about everything so deeply you refuse to let urself admit how much of what you do is to help others....she's high int AND high wis but she keeps pretending she shoved all her points into dex....she's like the definition of neutral good but she keeps trying to pretend she's chaotic by making as many jokes as she can as fast as she can and also she had a little crotchety grandpa made of leafs floating around her at all times. PEAK character design.

[aahsoka]

no really though.....Its extremely satisfying that instead of doing the ‘if I kill them Im just as bad as them monologue’ & letting some clearly evil person (who WILL cause problems in the future) live....adolin just fuckin stabbed Sadeas. When will ur fave ever.

[theradiantkris]

The Orders of the Knights Radiant

Windrunners: “I will protect Kaladin Stormblessed”

Skybreakers: “I will put Kaladin Stormblessed before all else”

Edgedancers: “I will remember Kaladin Stomblessed”

Lightweavers: “I’m a simp for Kaladin Stormblessed”

Bondsmiths: “I will bring Kaladin Stormblessed and happiness together”

Dustbringers: “I will master my Kaladin Stormblessed obsession”

Willshapers: “I will seek freedom for Kaladin Stormblessed”

Elsecallers: “I will reach my potential for Kaladin Stormblessed”

Stonewards: “I will stand beside Kaladin Stormblessed when others fall”

Truthwatchers: “I will seek truth for Kaladin Stormblessed”

Which order are you? I’m all of them

[awesomelyanon]

Every time someone mentions Torol Sadeas 

[kingjasnah]

adolin kholin sees a piece of a diety with a sense of humor and very little exposure to the outside world EXCEPT through kaladin 'no fashion/local quartermasters HATE him' stormblessed and is like. hold on i gotta invent the rosharian movie makeover montage real quick