[nuclear-wiener420]

matt dinniman really just recreated this huh

[lightsaroundyourvanity]

the teen elle woods tv show completely won me over in the end btw. they solve law mysteries. they don’t skimp on the 90s music. there’s a lesbian who flops around watching xena warrior princess. the mom is super hot. malibu barbie in grunge seattle is as fun a fish out of water as throwing her onto the harvard campus. and that little vanilla bean playing elle is genuinely nailing it putting her whole pink pussy into channeling elle woods

[palestrangermoon]

The Locked Tomb is a story about one girl's body being passed around by a bunch of souls like a blunt

[palestrangermoon]

[palestrangermoon]

"She wants the D," I said. And: "The D stands for dead."

[grbsng]

“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”

-Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

[internet-goblin]

[sandgrassbagel]

thinking (not for the first time) about carl and the dungeon anarchist's cookbook. a book that contains the knowledge, experiences, grief, hope, rage, despair, resignation, and determination of 22 seasons of dungeon crawlers. of a book that is the legacy of dozens, the tomb that they buried their hearts and hope in before the dungeon claimed their bodies. and how carl reads and learns from those experiences, reads and feels their pain and rage, and turns the "one day" mentioned so often in the book into "today." how carl unites people through his determination and care for everyone left on earth and his refusal to let them die. how he says "fuck you" to mordecai's claim that he can't save everyone and has saved tens of thousands of people repeatedly. how he does everything he can to make those that gain from the crawl suffer for ever daring to profit off it. how he is the hope and resilience of earth, and he is their vengeance. how he unites people repeatedly, gives them a real tangible chance of killing the ones who did this to them. how, despite telling the cookbook and those who came before him that he is doing this for his people, he is still Their vengeance too. god i love DCC

[spidersarecannibals]

I feel like in duos there’s usually the reasonable one and the insane one but with Carl and donut you look at them and think the cat is the insane one only to find out not only are both or them insane but Donut is the more reasonable one

[live-book-posting]

That's the mantra that has been propelling Carl forward. Inputting this thought process onto Donut is going to make their already strong bond into a powerhouse

[mistycatt]

inspiring obi wan quotes for intellectuals to ponder.

we’ve all heard “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine” and “The truth is often what we make of it”, but I bet you are unfamiliar with these gems.

gosh this is why we read Star Wars books

[guenifhar]

OH MY GOD I LOVE DONUT SO MUCH.

[g0ddamnb0x]

This little scene really highlights why im so insane over the way tlt is written. It is brilliant mix of beautiful prose and stupid stuff. There especially is just Something about how nona feels envious for... not having a mother for Pyrrha to punch of an airlock. Like yeah, not an emotion I have had, but yeahhh girl I understand what you mean. Ough.

[thasmin-vibes]

I fucking can't breathe

[luffysfakebeard]

another nugget of gold from our man Mordecai

[darthraven213]

Carl’s real class is actually Explosives Hoarder guys

[sleepii-robo]

okay buddy

[omgisyellow]

Mensah said I could learn to do anything I wanted. I learned to leave.

This may be the most important line in Exit Strategy. At first read, this may sound condescending or sarcastic, but I think it meant it literally.

Murderbot hacked its governor module, and still stayed in the company for around four years. It wasn't until after meeting PresAux, and Mensah bought it that it left.

It understood that it was safe, and it had options.

So.

It. Learned. To. Leave.

[imchoccy]

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