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Shallan: Adolin, can I be frank?

Adolin: I’ll love you whoever you choose to be, my dear, but three people is quite enough for now isn’t it?

#this has probably been done before lol #crempost #cosmeme #cosmere #cfsbf #sa #stormlight archives #shallan #adolin

She turned the ruby, eager to see what the unknown figure wanted to say to her.

Henlo artifabrian the pen wrote out, using a cramped, nearly illegible version of the Alethi women’s script. Henlo you STINKY artifabrian. Stop being meen to spren, UGLY. It waited for a response.

#I wonder who Navani's secret pen-pal is!#crempost #cosmeme #cosmere #cfsbf #The Stormlight Archive #sa #Rhythm of War #ROW spoilers #Rhythm of War spoilers #navani kholin #stinky lizard

KALADIN AND LESHWI FIGHTING ‘BOVE THE TREES K I S S I N G

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Bridge Four be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the bottom of a chasm

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Way of Kings and Chill

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Jasnah: Shallan? How long have you been in there reading?

Shallan: Bold of you to assume I can percieve the passage of time

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Because shardplate breaks and shardblades don’t... wouldn’t it be better to just, y’know, cover yourself in the swords instead?

elosva

Good luck getting enough shardblades for that, not to mention the risk of stabbing yourself

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Look I get it but personally I think the sight of some legend charging into battle with multiple death sticks strapped to their body would be well worth the price of a shard blade or two

#crempost #you could probably just crowdsource to get a full set #do a charity drive or something

Because shardplate breaks and shardblades don’t... wouldn’t it be better to just, y’know, cover yourself in the swords instead?

#shallan has definitely brought up this subject with Adolin before #crempost #cfsbf #cosmeme #cosmere #shitpost #sa #stormlight archives #cosmemes

Lift is unironically the most likely person in the Cosmere to say “do it for the vine” and I think that is a 500IQ move by Brandon

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Naruto running into Area 51: tired

Bridge running into Area 51: wired

sheereleganceinitssimplicity

A question I would like to ask Brandon Sanderson: Did you invent the entire feruchemy system just so you can make a bad pun about “gathering your strength”? If so, nice going. I respect that.