Shallan's Stick Situation

Cosmere fans unite!

[mephistotheabsurd]

Once again, I apologise for the crappy editing.

[cosmemer-archive]

i finally found out how to make these

[worldsingers]

#Honor is dead and this is why

[captainmortgage]

Someone keeps posting these posters around Urithiru and Dalinar is getting super pissed. Everyone assumes it’s Shallan. After all, no one else has the combination of humor and creative ability to pull this off, right? Kaladin thinks they’re hilarious but because he thinks Shallan is making them he pretends to hate them. Adolin is trying his absolute hardest to get Shallan to let him help her do it, even though she insists it isn’t her. No one believes her. Eventually Dalinar calls a meeting because he is SICK and TIRED of taking them down and insists that WHOEVER is responsible (with a strong side-eye at Shallan) better come forward now before he starts forcing everyone to conduct all official business in the Horneater language.

The room is quiet for a few moments. A small cough breaks the silence and a small voice says is heard.

“Sorry, dad.”

It was Renarin the whole time.

[aspiringwindrunner]

A FINE ADDITION!!!

[writing-prompt-s]

The evil overlord has killed innocent people, burned cities, and actively suppresses all resistance in the world. On your quest to stop him, you have found out why, and it turns out he has a pretty damn good reason.

[myst-born-lord]

This is literally the first trilogy of Mistborn.

[onlycosmere]

Kelsier: Imma do the thing.

Dox: Dammit Kell no!

Spook: Notting of the doing of the thing!

Breeze: The thing is worse than an empty goblet of wine.

Ham: Kell, that makes no logical sense.

Marsh: You're only doing the thing for your own damn ego.

Sazed: I can tell you 82 different religions that say why the thing is bad.

Kelsier, after he does the thing: Why didn’t anyone tell me not to? The thing was a bad idea.

The entire crew: *groaning*

[talenel-elin]

for the cosmere aus, how about... mario kart with the stormlight cast

ive been on mobile all day and now i am home and it is TIME

first of all

they’re playing it on the wii

they have two of the little steering wheel adapters for the remote

kaladin has never played before

he’s up against adolin shallan and renarin in round 1

they offer him the wheel

he snubs it

he regrets snubbing it and loses spectacularly

but now that he’s snubbed it

he cannot unsnub

his pride wins out

he plays every single round, against everyone

honing his skills against bridge four

most of whom havent played either

lopen has

lopen is really good

lopen can beat anyone

shallan is the absolute champion though

renarin is a close second

shallan vs lopen is intense my guy

he’s always only seconds behind

how do they do it

eventually kaladin works his way up through the ranks

ends up in a team challenge where he’s teamed with adolin

he could’ve just taken his victory

could’ve just lived with it

no

kaladin being the fuck he is

goes

“amaram”

“you and me”

“rainbow road”

chaos

[onlycosmere]

Shallan: I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO RIGHT NOW IM LIKE FREAKING-

Veil, putting on sunglasses: Shallan, have some relaxation, chill out, stop screaming…

[softluhann]

When the main character of your fav series is suddenly a deity

[libralita]

You’d be surprised at how often this happens in the cosmere.

[dustbringer10]

Top Ten Stormlight Archive Characters:

10. You

9. Can’t

8. Rank

7. Them

6. They’re

5. All

4. Amazing

3. In their

2. Own way

1. The Stick

[solarpunk-aesthetic]

Just imagine a world full of beautiful stained glass windows which also generate electricity…

[Oxford Photovoltaics]

[arlothia]

Silimatic glass much?

Sandersonians, you know what I’m talking about!

[etrosgate]

“I read the Cosmere.” The class is shocked at my overwhelming intelligence. “…how? I can’t even understand its sheer nuance and subtlety.” “Well… wasing not of wasing is.” One student laughs, and I turn to see who the fellow genius is. It’s none other than Hoid.

[hannacondar-blog]

“Q: I have a philosophy question that could actually be answered in cosmere: Ship of Theseus in cosmere. If I went and replaced every part of the ship, would it still - Cognitively - be the same thing? What if I replaced everything and made a second ship out of the parts from the first one? What could somebody watching all of that from Shadesmar tell me? A: You’re right, part of the design of the cosmere (which has some deep roots in classical philosophy) was an attempt to answer the Ship of Theseus question. In the cosmere, part of the Cognitive–and even spiritual–aspect of a thing (particularly if it isn’t sentient) is delineated by the way that thinking beings define it. Per the old joke about the axe, if you replace your axe head and think of the new axe as “Your Axe,” then the cognitive and spiritual aspects of that thing will grow to reflect that. If you replaced every part of your ship, and gave the sailors time to sail it, thinking of it as the same ship–it would become the same ship.”

—

Reddit WoB

Wikipedia: Ship of Theseus

(via imaginarycosmere)

[kidrat]

the weirdest (worst?) part about the cosmere is that Brandon has already written all the fluffy fanfic esque scenarios. Character A x Character B slow burn/fakedating AU where they get engaged for political reasons but end up falling in love For Real™? No sorry that’s just sterillium and every other romance brando every wrote. Character A is a prince and Character B is their bodyguard??? That’s literally kalarin. ok then, what if character B is an assassin inste- vinlend.

[peachdoxie]

Character A is a prince who everyone thinks is dead but actually isn’t and Character B is a princess who is engaged to him but goes from rivals to lovers with Character B’s secret identity? Sareoden.

[kidrat]

Ideas for Stormlight spinoffs

The Stormcursed Child, a play of questionable quality in which the radiants’ children attempt to resurrect Tien, bringing about the end of the world. Odium’s daughter is the main villian.

Tales of Hoid the Bard, a collection of nonsensical stories told by Hoid, written up by Shallan with a foreward by Navani. Includes stories like ‘the fountain of the old magic’ and ‘the artifabrian’s hairy heart’

Boring Plants and Where To Find Them, a five film series starring Rysn and Tyvnk, her pot of grass.

[witblessed]

*wakes up from coma* how many sanderson books did I miss

[onlycosmere]

Galladon: Do you know how people hate to say, “I told you so?"

Raoden:...

Raoden:......

Galadon: I don’t. I love it.

[aspocko]

truly, the worst.

[onlycosmere]

Drehy: My sexuality doesn’t define me.

Drehy, a few minutes later: MOVE IM GAY