[glassbonespaperskin]

There are some people you’ll never see again. At least, not in the same way

Iain Thomas (via glassbonespaperskin)

[blowjcb-deactivated20221016]

sext: shit sorry i fell asleep

[melodyhansen]

[intoxicatedindreams]

[getting-off-on-you]

I need to get eaten out for like 3 hours

[uggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[best-of-tumblr]

[tombstonettromboners]

the absolute madman

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[plizm-deactivated20150506]

[amargedom]

I have so much of you in my heart.

(via danagray)

[thec0smic-latte]

[alienpapacy]

friendly reminder use your turn signal

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

[alienpapacy]

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

[theweirdwideweb]

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

sometimes u just gotta wear a robe with ur tiddies out… get high… lament

[black-throat]

I thought i wrote this and I was so scared

[radical-roach]

?? i started reading this post and i thought i must have wrote this and i was like damn who is she at myself

[blairwitchdiaries-deactivated20]

ur probably wondering why i gathered u all here today

[cosmic-nostalgia]

crop circles

everybody: aliens

nobody: corn is sentient