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this just in: eating like shit for no reason is bad for you

this just in: diet specifically made for children with untreatable epilepsy is really only good for children with untreatable epilepsy

tinyghosthands

ofalltheginjoints

like to charge reblog to cast 🙏🏼

lesbianbottomemes

the gay girl dating scene is really like this

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lesbianbottomemes

why did you add this to my post about wanting to have sex with women

pieces0fconsciousness

The post that almost went to horny jail, then landed in wholesome territory

weaver-z

Oh, shut the fuck up. Why is it “horny jail” for a woman to want to kiss another woman? Why do women who like other women require a “wholesome” edit to fix their “horny” comic that was about nothing more than an expression of attraction? Because we’re gross for our desires? Because we’re unpalatable unless we’re ~chaste~ and ~wholesome~ and ~unpolluted by sexual attraction~? People view all lesbian attraction as predatory and it SHOWS. I hope you’re ashamed of this, genuinely.

catgirlforeskin

Tumblr users never think critically about the religious views they were indoctrinated with as children and up creating cathowlwicism

yourantagonist

fixed it

guerrillatech

dinopant

Love the universe need of all babies human and animal to just lay on adults

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A collection

dinopant

Further proof

whitepeopletwitter

actualmythicalcreature

I taught my kid that swear words (important note: this does not include derogatory names for groups of people) are just words that can carry a social consequence. When you are a child, this consequence isn’t on you, as much as it is on your parents, who are responsible for you. As such, parents usually just ask their kids not to swear. Instead of that, I told him to ask me before he swore so I could explain the potential social consequences and we could make the decision together. So far, he’s asked a handful of times if he could swear at Trump while we watched the news. I found this perfectly acceptable, so he got to say “Ｆｕｃｋ trump”. Once when he dislocated his knee, he asked to swear - I said yea, he yelled “HOLY SHIT OUCH” and I asked if it made him feel better, he said it did. Once in traffic someone almost hit us and he asked to swear, I said yes - he said “That guy is an ASSHOLE” and I was like, yeah. 100% he was. He’s never asked to swear at a time that I felt was inappropriate. I have 0 regrets about this parenting decision.

naurielrochnur

This is Penelope, the opossum at the zoo where I work l, sitting in her “weight bucket” so we can keep track of how much she weighs. She is a very good girl.

That is all. I hope this beautiful opossum made your day a little better.

everythingfox

Silly banana

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everythingfox

Did someone call an ambulance

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everythingfox

Sneak: 100

mysharona1987

belalugosishreds

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

astrodidact

homunculus-argument

Imagine an alien sharing a cool human fact they just learned like ”hey guys did you know that the silvery markings on humans actually aren’t true stripes? They’re called stretch marks, they happen when the human is growing fast enough to actually outgrow their skin, which is apparently something that just fucking happens to almost all of them at some point of their life.”

and another one is like ”wait so you’re saying humans don’t have stripes.”

”actually they do, but the stripes are invisible. There’s genetic code that’d give them stripes but they’re just the same colour as the rest of the skin. So the visible stripes are not real stripes and the real stripes are invisible.”

”I swear if you tell me one more weird human thing today I’m beating your ass.”