Your Gayest Nightmare

rj. 30s. genderqueer gay blob. they/them. lover of musicals, cartoons and d&d. sometimes cosplayer. chaotic queer. scorpia fan. icon by Mason Gray (garbagegnomes)

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[creatureprofessor]

maybe you could fix him, but I personally, don't intend to. i want to see him baring his teeth while covered in blood

[salmon-n-hazel]

Cherry blossom

✿ Print shop: INPRNT

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[crimsolyn]

I think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. "taste this. look at that. hear this song." again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

library classification labels

[jolys-cane]

grantaire's uncontainable desire to be Of Use to enjolras vs the indomitable urge to sit in a comfy chair and eat a large wheel of brie like a cartoon mouse

[blackfairypresident]

people wonder why i want sex work decriminalized. because when an adult consents to sex in exchange for currency, i deserve to be protected if im assaulted. if i agree to set terms and a client violates me, they should be prosecuted without me or other sex workers fearing for our own freedom

now i cant do anything. i just have to block his number, keep doing survival sex work and pray i dont get hurt anymore.

please support your local sex workers. protect us. help spread our voices.

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[bruzum]

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[frailbug]

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

[synibread]

Waiting

[willgrahamscock]

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart