I'll fuckin' drink to that

Hi I'm a depressed 28 year old. I just wanna reblog shit posts on tumblr. I have strong opinions on paper and printing. do not talk to me about deckle edges. I now have a queue. no it is not tagged. Posts a lot. Follow at ur own risk I guess. Cheers. She/They | Queer

[rederiswrites]

I think that media literacy step one for any video is "why is a camera pointed at this?" If there's no obvious reason for a camera to be pointing that way all the time, someone filmed the video on purpose. We aren't a fly on the wall, we're a deliberate audience.

[cantabilechaos]

I like when cats are like busy doing something and not really in the mood to be pet so they like walk past you at exactly the right distance to be just barely out of reach and if you lean forward they very slightly increase their pace to avoid getting caught in the affection zone. Like oh sorry sir I didn’t realize you were in the middle of important business. We can reschedule this for another time

[p3anut47]

id like to interact with my mutuals more but i get scared pls forgive me

[hungwy]

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

[hungwy]

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox

[hungwy]

and here comes my favorite boy…

[weaselle]

okay. some of you must surely be getting tired of seeing me say this but i literally cannot help myself- THAT IS AN ICE AGE GOAT. THAT CAN GET TO BE 800lbs BIG.

we called them musk-ox because we thought they must be some kind of cow thing, but they are actually a goat thing; this is to a normal wild goat what a woolly mammoth is to a normal elephant, only these things survived.

and i absolutely cannot help myself because of the tizzy my brain goes into over the twin facts of

1: ice-age megafauna that is still alive! and

2: EIGHT HUNDRED POUND GOAT

you can see the goatishness a little more in their babies

i just, i am crazy over the fact that these guys are still alive on our planet

[angstandhappiness]

NEAT

[laterkiss]

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

[authentictaxi]

[runningwithhelicopters]

[rvllybllply2014]

He can’t be stopped

[whatacartouchebag]

@markscherz any approximations on what lil guy he's attempting to make here?

[markscherz]

This is Agalychnis callidryas, the red-eyed tree frog.

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[onomattopoeia]

Yearning is such a sweet name for something that makes me feel like an addict who can't get a fix

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[jakemorph]

youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

[egberts]

they brought out an entire firetruck to save a mouse

[alexxuun]

Grace think fondly of his scar if you even care.

[inzergue]

[windyvalleyzone]

[sunflowersosa]

Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬

I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

[sunflowersosa]

I'm glad you all like the Nigeria Pride post!

Originally, I went in worried the opposite would happen. Growing up, I've been taught that Nigeria, the country, is homophobic. (I was born in America.) But over time, I learned that there's tons of other queer Nigerians; some are out, and some are in the closet 😭.

I'm also not used to this much attention, lol

Thank you all!

[fly-chicken]

Hi new Tumblr users

Please know this sites hashtagging system is categorical and NOT clout based

Aka if I look up the “Wendell and Wild” tag, I should find clips, media, art and posts related to Wendell and wild ONLY. Same with any other random tag searched

If I spy a selfie, a random neighborhood, or any other kind of “insta” post trying to take likes for a popular hashtag, I’m reporting you for spam. Most other long term users will too and your acct will be fast tracked as a spam blogger and blocked.

You will not ruin the last non corporate site for us, especially by trying to treat this site like influencers matter. If you get popular, it’s bc you’re a clown w a skill not bc your hot or rich or skinny, got it?

[honestlyvan]

#holy shit at people in the notes this isn't 'tyrannical' it's basic courtesy AND against the tos #the spam report button is easily accessible for this exact reason #cross tagging is absolutely reportable spam according to tos so just don't do it #it also doesn't get you any more notes it just pisses people off

[findingfeather]

Like for real guys: This is against TOS. It is not allowed. It is spam. IT is not less spam because you are not a botfarm. Don't do it.

[delicatefury]

People (me) will report you for this (I will). If you are spamming the tags, someone (again, me) will click the little report button (and I will enjoy doing it) every time they (I) see your unrelated posts clogging their (my) search.

Do not tempt me.

[sunderwight]

The thing to understand about the tags being categorical is that most people do not find things on this site via algorithm.

On tumblr, what happens is that your post shows up when people set out to specifically find Wendall and Wild posts. Not to generally browse for any kind of content of interest. When people are browsing for general stuff it's almost always by hopping onto the dash for the blogs they follow, and they often find new blogs to follow by going into the tags that apply to their interest or the notes of posts that do.

So it's really really noticeable when you've slapped a generic popular tag onto your selfie or your cat photo or whatever. You have become equivalent to an unwanted advertisement, interrupting the fun with your blatant self-promotion. I am here for WaW content, and you might as well have sidled up to ask if I've heard the good news about the latest snake oil weight loss drug or if I've thought about a convenient predatory loan. Only nobody on this site is under any obligation to tolerate you doing that, unlike the people who at least bought ad space and with it the privilege of pestering anyone who still hasn't got an adblocker.