Cosmic Catacombs Film Reviews

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Is After Earth really as awful as so many people claim? Find out in my review.

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Check out my review of the classic British comedy series, the place where the guys behind Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, and The World's End got their start. 

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Click here for my review of Frankenstein's Army >>

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Is Movie 43 the worst movie released this year? Yeah, probably. Is it the worst movie of all-time? Yeah, it just might be.  Click here to hear me rant about Movie 43 >>

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Click here to check out my analysis of Escape From Tomorrow, a film shot completely in Disney World without the permission of Disney. >>

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Check out my review for this interesting pre-Romero zombie movie that bridges the gap between the zombies of voodoo and the zombies of science. >>

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World Without End has an awesome poster. Does that make it an awesome movie? Well, no. But it's still kind of awesome. 

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Gravity is an awe-inspiring thriller that is visually magnificent. But, despite what some critics seem to think, its visuals aren't all it has going for it. 

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Director: Adam Wingard Stars: Sharni Vinson, AJ Bowen, Barbara Crampton, Amy Seimetz, Wendy Glenn, Ti West Genre: Horror, Black Comedy I went into You're Next fully hoping to like it. It's gotten nothing but praise since it first screened at a festival in 2011, and the trailers seemed interesting enough. It's been said to play with genre conventions and is funny, scary, and unique. Unfortunately, I didn't find those things to be exactly true.

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Check out my latest post, in which I go through all the film adaptations of Orwell's 1984. 

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Director: Kerry Conran Stars: Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Giovanni Ribsi, Angelina Jolie Genre: Science Fiction, Adventure Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is a dieselpunk fan's dream come true, with an unforgettable visual style and a fun pulp-style adventure. Click here to see the full review >>

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Director: Shoichiro Masumoto Stars: Tomomi Miyauchi, Yoshiki Kanahashi, Hoka Kinoshita, Sotaro, Kotono Genre: Pink Film, Sex Comedy Any and Every Which Way (Ushiro kara mae kara), not to be confused with Every Which Way but Loose starring Clint Eastwood and an orangutan, is a low-budget Japanese Sex Comedy, a Pinku eiga (pink film), that I came across randomly on Netflix (it's currently available for streaming) and was allured by its cover (namely the cleavage part). Click here to see the full review >>

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Director: Zak Penn Stars: Werner Herzog, Zak Penn, Kitana Baker Genre: Mockumentary, Comedy A mockumentary (fake documentary that presents itself as being real) about the behind-the-scenes of a new film by director Werner Herzog entitled Enigma of Loch Ness. Click here to see my full review >>

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CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT WHY KICK-ASS 2 IS THE BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR >>

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Director: Rene Laloux Stars: Jean Topart, Jean Valmont Genre: Science Fiction Based on a novella by Stefan Wul, Fantastic Planet (originally La planète sauvage) is an animated science fiction film from France, featuring gorgeous artwork and designs. 

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Director: Douglas Trumbull Stars: Bruce Dern Genre: Science Fiction Silent Running is a science fiction film from 1972, the directorial debut of Douglas Trumbull, he had previously worked on the special effects in 2001: A Space Odysseyand The Andromeda Strain, two classics of the genre. Since 1972 he has gone on to do special effects on films like Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Blade Runner, and the very recent The Tree of Life. Quite the skilled visual effects creator to say the least, but how's his directing? Click here to see my full review >>

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Director: Matthew Vaughn Stars: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloe Moretz, Nicolas Cage, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Lyndsy Fonseca Genre: Superhero, Action, Comedy

Based on the comic book of the same name written by Mark Millar with illustrations by John Romita Jr., Kick-Ass is one of the greatest and most enjoyable superhero movies I have ever watched.

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