dean picking kid!jack up by the ankles when he’s miss behaving, dangling him up aside down as he talks up to sam and cas “do you want this?”
castiel, reading a newspaper or playing candy crush (whatever old people do) “depends, how much is he?”
“he’s free, but i gotta warn ya, he smells real bad, and he fibs all the time” dean says, jacks giggling the whole time, trying to bend himself up to grab at deans hands.
“hmm..” cas puts a his hand to his chin, squinting like he’s debating whether or not to take him.
“i’ll take him” sam stands up, taking jack by the ankles“his tiny hands are perfect for cleaning under things. what do you think cas?” he lifts jack so he’s face to face with castiel. “i suppose we could hose him down in the back yard. clean him up.”
the whole time jacks squealing like crazy and giggling various “no!”s