[It will eat you up from the inside. It’s never too late to get pregnant.]
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art

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@cosmiccuttlebone
[It will eat you up from the inside. It’s never too late to get pregnant.]
No clowns were harmed in the making of this film
One clown was harmed during the making of this film (but only one)
If we're being real, he had it coming
One (1) clown was harmed consensually in the making of this film
Anyways I love Farscape. I love Moya. I love how much everyone loves Moya.
Moya is love. Moya is life.
Quite literally.
From Le Rire, 1897.
Boxing animals, a boxing skeleton, and other vintage boxers.
Shiver in wonderment: Weblog ◆ Books ◆ Videos ◆ Music ◆ Etsy
Princess Punchalot vs Throwafista
Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
fave things about this post:
the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
calling any founding father a slut
the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing
Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
210 slutty, slutty years
the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence
i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.
His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
i barely know who alexander hamilton is
date of origin: 2014
The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.
Why am I here? Just to suffer?
Me to everyone on this Hellsite:
I’m crying
@bikiniarmorbattledamage
In these times, alongside @armoreddragon’s CORVID-19, we need someone like the Plague Jock to assist us in surviving the pandemic… and the thirst!
The world is awful in many ways now, but please remember that the virus never left. Therefore:
Leave your home as little as possible
Maintain social distancing (6 foot/1.8 metres)
Cover your hands, mouth and nose when in public
Wash your hands regularly and thoroughly
~Ozzie
PS: Black Lives Matter, especially Black Trans Lives Matter
Plague Jockter
Thread waisted wasps (Eremnophila aureonotata)
August 16, 2019
Southeastern Pennsylvania
Valentine’s pairings series, 2/5
Geeze, give them some privacy!
“I Am A Transwoman. I Am In The Closet. I Am Not Coming Out.” by Jennifer Coates
A very, very long read, but one that is worth your time and consideration.
- You can't just run off whenever you want.
I smell… hypocritism
Woops
To be fair, that's how new words are formed.
there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home
That means you’re a selkie love
Mermaids, sirens, and selkies only reblog. Land lubbers GTFO
The next era of Pokémon games has been announced! Pokémon Sun and Pokémon Moon are coming to the Nintendo 3DS family of systems in late 2016!
Use HYPEr Beam!
I found a Pokémon! This is a Mantispidae commonly known as a mantis fly. They are of the order Neuroptera, making them related to lacewings owlflies and antlions. They live mostly in the tropics and subtropics but they can be found worldwide.They may seem scary but they're completely harmless to humans. They have no sting, aren't terribly aggressive, and are cumbersome fliers. This little guy did took a swipe at me at first but we quickly became fast friends. I released him out into the backyard afterwards. Definitely one of my favorite insects.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mantispidaehttp://eol.org/pages/948/overviewhttp://bugguide.net/node/view/10133(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Cj_d7Hi00)
all-things-on-aliens:
On June 29th, 2015, a UFO “cube” was seen emerging out of the clouds by multiple people in Texas.
Walter C. Lance of El Paso, Texas stated that it began to get very windy outside when a portion of the clouds began to “swirl and circle in on one another forming this portal shape”. The area within this circular vortex turned “jet black” which is when Lance took out his cellphone to take the following pictures:
amazing.
minecraft is real
May the gods have mercy on us all
(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drD416THU7Y)
What’s better than coffee? Blasphemy!
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
Re-identification of Viking corpses has revealed that half of their warriors were female.
This is pretty interesting. Be sure to read Hjalti and Andrew W's comments as well.