and it's magic.

JO | 20 | DK/PH | HK/UK | babe with the power

[anneemay]

[normal-horoscopes]

Did you know that the Vatican says you spend less time in purgatory if you follow the Pope on Twitter

PAYING MY INDULGENCES IN CLOUT

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[tibby]

like as someone who has been on tumblr since 2010 destiel becoming canon was always going to be hilarious but the fact it happen while we’re waiting for election results, outshined putin resigning, and happened within a week of a 90 minute video coming out and reminding everyone what a failure the johnlock conspiracy is…like tonight truly is an amazing night for anyone out there with severe internet brain rot

[novellaqueen]

I’m sorry what the actual fuck is happening

[6balls]

the supernatural news would be funny at any time but the tension floating around life currently has made it absolutely HYSTERICAL

[oldersistercore]

supernatural is the world’s longest hate crime

[vraska-theunseen]

[ussewa]

why’d the destiel confession look like this

[harlivy]

you're laughing. I tell you castiel is in super mega hell for being a homo and you're laughing.

[kissyoulikealover]

biden: im 17 followers away from 270… mutuals pls rb to boost!!

[zimtchai]

the mood in here is electric

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Ya man say he ballin.

But I looked in his cheese grotto and none of his gruyere was cave aged.

[im-god-now-fight-me-deactivated]

“i’ve got a date with destiny and it ain’t gonna end with a kiss” is such a raw-ass quote i can’t believe it came from a phineas and ferb episode about hunting a giant metal whale with harpoons made of toilet plungers.

[dietnestea-deactivated20181214]

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

[utopians]

Internet fucking sucks because you can't hug people on it. Useless garbage

[prehistoricmancunt]

[ginkgocrown-old-blog]

I used to call in to my local radio station every day in middle school and request that they play the Kingdom Hearts theme and they never did because I didn’t understand how the radio worked back then but one day, one fucking day the radio host was like “for the kid who keeps requesting this song for two years straight, here you go, oh and by the way we’re blocking your number” and they fucking played it and beating the system was worth never being able to request a song ever again