[sassycordy]

my favorite group of war criminals <3

[rodneymckays]

Stargate Atlantis | 1x10 The Storm

[mylittleredgirl]

today i’m thinking about how the single best thing the stargate atlantis crew could do for the pegasus galaxy is stumble upon a time machine and prevent their own arrival.

[captainrina]

Lazy meme time

[frankthesnek]

[palsplssl-deactivated20200105]

[sgrewatch]

I have not done a lot of theoretical physics lately, okay?  I mean, these days I tend to do a little more of the buying and selling of companies.  

[the-errant-bard]

Daniel Jackson (season 3): The Ancients are amazing and powerful, and we have much to learn of their technology and philosophy

Daniel Jackson (season 10): *throwing back a shot of whiskey* I’m telling you, the Ancients are assholes who could never clean up their own messes

[dayzor]

Rodney McKay (s1 e1): The Ancients were brilliant! Look at all they built and left behind!

Rodney McKay (s1 e3): WHAT THE FUCK?! WHO THE FUCK LEAVES SHIT LIKE THIS JUST LYING AROUND WITHOUT WARNINGS?!

[wemblingfool]

Rodney’s learning curve is significantly faster than Daniel’s.

[simonjadis]

it’s all but impossible to not think of Farscape

[kikathedemon]

Ok, so I love Wraith, alright? But why, for the love of gods, do they have to hiss all the time? Someone should start hissing back at them, preferably during a feeding session.

[captainrina]

I bet Rodney can do a great cat imitation. Imagine him getting pissy with Todd in the lab and just hissing right back at him without thinking about it.

[a-storm-of-roses]

Right now I am imagining Todd hissing at Rodney and Rodney just spritzing him with water

[heckyeahdavidhewlett]

[thesmilingfish]

I just think it’s hilarious that they look like they’re getting a stern talking to after they’ve been caught by Rodney’s parents making out in the back of John’s car after curfew instead of, your know, caught by sneaky fascist-type aliens who’ve taken all their weapons away and are holding them hostage.

[wraithofatlantis]

What Todd loved most about earth was a thing called a “Photo Booth”

[rodneymckays]

Stargate Atlantis | 2x14 Grace Under Pressure

[logicgunn]

The biggest clue isn’t that Rodney’s hallucinating isn’t Sam kissing him…it’s that godawful pink Jacket.

[hopelandic-dream]

their faces

[torridturncoat]

love relationships between fictional ppl over 50. you skip all that teenage hormonal shit and go straight to what counts: war crimes and making each other worse

[torridturncoat]

congrats to the one person who figured out it was abt them <3

WHO did it like them......

[thevulcanbobdylan]

I was like *clutches pearls* making each other worse??? So I decided to do some accounting:

She convinced him not to fight the cylons +1

He convinced her to outlaw abortion -1

He staged a coup and removed her from office -1

... but he came to respect her and restored democracy +1

He talked her out of stealing an election... +1

... but if she'd refused he would've helped her steal it -1

He tried to stop a trial to protect her privacy -1

He taught her what love means +1

She was prepared to blow up a lot of people to avenge his death -1

Total: -1

Ok damnit you're right.

[maestrita]

You forgot the bit where they tortured Baltar together.

[thevulcanbobdylan]

Ooh fuck, yeah that was real bad. Tally now stands at -3.

[maestrita]

Attempted germ warfare.... pretty sure that's a war crime...

[thevulcanbobdylan]

Shit, she also talked him into having Cain assassinated. -5.

[maestrita]

Planned forced abortion that they only called off because the fetal stem cells were useful.

[acecroft]

I’m sure you can appreciate that a girl has to do what a girl has to do survive.

Claudia Black as Vala Mal Doran in Stargate SG-1 (1997-2007)

[spockvarietyhour]

ACTING!

[rodneymckays]

stargate episodes that should have been, part 60: set during “the return”: radek and jeannie adventure on earth! i imagine that after the events of “mckay and mrs miller” they struck up a correspondence that was at first mostly just jeannie checking in to see how rodney was doing, because he’s trying to be better at keeping touch but still isn’t communicating with her much so she has to go through zelenka. but then they become friends and get up to some wacky hijinks when the atlantis expedition returns to earth that are only tangentially related to rodney (ie., not directly his fault). there’s yet another bad guy who has gotten their hands on some top secret alien tech. it’s something ancient, and when they realize they need a special gene to activate it, they kidnap jeannie and radek first because they might have the gene (jeannie because rodney has it and the bad guys don’t know about the gene therapy, and radek because he was on atlantis), but when they realize they don’t have the gene, they keep them to coerce rodney into working for them. unfortunately for the bad guys, by the time rodney actually answers his phone to hear their threats, jeannie and radek have already made their escape! using a fire extinguisher that wasn’t removed from their makeshift cell due to safety regulations. they go out for pizza then realize that maybe they should call someone and let them know they’re okay. the sgc comes in and shuts the bad guys down and rodney gets yelled at because if he had answered his phone sooner they could’ve been rescued earlier (but, then they couldn’t have rigged a fire extinguisher bomb, so).

OMG THE DUO I'VE BEEN DYING FOR! listen, i'm always happy to see jeannie in an episode where rodney is not directly responsible for her imminent demise, or u kno, one where rodney isn't dying some kind of horrible death.

i love the idea that bad guys/trust who are in the kno about ancient stuff would potentially target atlantis personnel's family members because of the gene. i may or may not be thinking about dave, whose to say.

also, i like that rodney is still a terminally bad communicator, 'cause, well, he is, and that stuff doesn't magically fix overnight. but now jeannie is trying too, cause there is something to fight for there! her and radek would so totally hit it off. i can also see him asking her to consult on sciencey stuff rodney's been putting off, or is being frustratingly stubborn about in secret. and then when rodney deigns to notice a problems been solved, zelenka will let it slip and watch the fireworks go 😂

[cosmicstrings]

Watching the Gaslight episode of SGA, which episodes are Gatekeep and Girlboss?