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Help my gf out with making sure we get our bills paid?

My girlfriend was unfortunately laid off from her job at the beginning of October, right afte… Amanda Rogers needs your support for Help Jun

the-errant-bard

You can also send money directly if you wish, MandyLorien on ca/ven, and like, you can ask about PP

Juniper also makes music if you want to buy and support her that way

Since she's recovering from Bottom Surgery it may take a while to get fully on her feet again

#mutual aid #trans support #financial aid

lifes-pinata

Grace: *Retroactively freaking out about Doing A Misogyny™*

Rocky: Me and the bestie!!! :)

hotvampireadjacent

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

littlemisspipebomb

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

baronfulmen

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

roadside--picnic

immigrant

this was tumblr in 2013

allegedly-human

This is tumblr in 2026

siveine

tonights outfit

kenziecore

Justin needs to go down as a national hero for this

into-the-clintoris

IT'S PRIDE MONTH POST JUSTIN MCELROY SAYING "Hm. Kinda faggy."

into-the-clintoris

Happy Kinda Faggy Friday

into-the-clintoris

See the problem with this clip is there is nowhere else but here we can talk about it. On tik tok this would cause 1 month of discourse and Justin mcelroy would block me forever for posting about it. But it's the funniest thing on earth to me. But I can't tell anyone.

itsdappleagain

people in my replies arguing for their fav white guy???

nonbinary-bosmer

Make your own era-accurate Star Trek episode title cards in seconds. Boldly go!

Every wanted to make your own Star Trek title cards, without needing to mess about with editing software?

Well now you can! (credit to Josh Mayfield as the creator)

Go wild and lets see what you can make

nonbinary-bosmer

This is just a very dumb joke just for me

solo-walker

Hey so you know how sapphics are called sapphics because of Sappho the person and how lesbians are called lesbians because she was from the island of Lesbos?

All I'm saying is, "from kyoshi" is definitely slang for "queer woman" in the atla-verse

riversofmars

BSG au wip... learning about weighted lines today 🫡

Do i dare trying to colour this one

posthumousprincessparts

wdym where's my halo? you don't need a halo to be an angel, and i clearly am look at my beautiful holy wings.. wdym they're covered in soot and brimstone? you can't say mean things like that to an angel like me! they're literally radiant and pretty??? wdym "what about your cartoonish succubus tail?" that's literally my fucking angel... thing.. it's got a heart on the end ur not working with me here wdym wdym

banshees-lament

Find for me the execs who decided to pull the plug on the new Stargate show for fearing it would only appeal to Stargate fans & bring them to me, alive is preferable, but not required

objectophiliac-main

you all don’t even try to hide your transmisogyny

numb3r-0n3-b1tt3r-hag-na

This is an ancient tactic to handwave feminism in all forms since the beginning of time. "I wont take this feminism stuff seriously until a man tells me how it is." What makes this exceptionally transmysoginistic is that trans women are expected to engage with this criticism like its actually about inclusivity, and not just boring ass regular laughed-out-of-the-room misogyny.